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GSP Admits to Hiring Kissing Assassin to Sabotage Penn
04/02/09, 20:31
I don't keep track of stuff like this, so it's good that you guys are doing it for me. This is funny. |
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When 12 year olds play counter strike....with mics.
04/02/09, 16:57
wait until she founds out there's over 9000 12 year olds on counterstrike. |
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Escaping Satan's Web
04/02/09, 16:42
Well, he can't kill people himself anymore, so he might as well spread the love. |
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Mormon (LDS) TV Commercials from the 1970's and 80's # 2
04/02/09, 16:30
What a dumb bitch. Calling in the middle of a meeting like that?
But seriously. Join the Mormon Guild. They're dedicated to rooting out Necromancy. |
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Charlie Chaplin is a God Among Men
04/01/09, 23:26
I must admit I was largely ignorant of Mr. Chaplin, but I can see how he has influenced a lot of performers. It seems like even Jackie Chan has taken a few pages from his book.
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Japanese show humiliates idol, dressed as a cat
04/01/09, 22:24
that's the last time that cat shows up for a japanese tea party. |
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Cerebral Palsy Stutter
04/01/09, 22:13
It's a lot easier to wrestle with morally, if you pretend she's also trying not to laugh. |
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Man Loses it in an Office
04/01/09, 01:40
That's the last time technology will backsass him, by God. |
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Fox News: Red Eye
03/31/09, 00:35
step 1. find the conservatism gene
step 2. make a disease which targets it
step 3. unleash it
step 4. do victory dance |
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A terrorist fist-jab?
03/31/09, 00:23
Also, the "Live Long And Prosper" sign from Star Trek is really a sign from the Lizard people from V to take over. |
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A terrorist fist-jab?
03/31/09, 00:22
The lady in blue has a lot of weird body language. She flexes her bicep. She winks. She does this push away thing and the 'call me' sign and many other strange gestures with her hands. I don't see how she can comment on the body language of something simple when she's got a lot of issues in that department. |
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Jim McDermott almost explodes
03/31/09, 00:14
"I yield back the remainder of my time".... how does that work when you go over? Does it screw the next guy out of time? "You have the previous speaker's negative remainder of time added to your own." "Damn it!" |
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Edit This Text
03/31/09, 00:11
There was something similar to this today with the weatherman Steve Jarve. The rain and clouds were just glitched out, squarish blobs on the map and they were odd colors so you couldn't tell what you were looking at, and he's all 'you can see over here this and this is happening'. So whatever it is the weather people see, it's not what the audience is shown. |
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Sure, I'm Decent.
03/31/09, 00:06
Sure, I can get you Rita. But it'll cost you. |
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Brett Domino Trio - Beat It
03/31/09, 00:05
the vocals sound a lot like Weird Al. |
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Foreign man runs into a wall.
03/30/09, 12:14
Great news, everyone! I have changed this man's genetic code to that of a spider, something which has never been thought of before. |
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The Onion: Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?
03/30/09, 12:06
you want the full or the abridged version? |
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The Onion: Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?
03/30/09, 12:05
Well, yeah, but the thing is, safety in numbers and all that. Use the other survivors as body shields and equipment carriers, and hide behind them when all the action starts. |
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The Onion: Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?
03/30/09, 12:04
Fallout 3 also taught me that strange body modification is okay and will help you survive better. If some stranger wants to give you a mechanical tweak, let him. If you think you might get some strange disease from a tree man, go for it. It'll help you in the long run. If some chick asks you to get yourself irradiated and report the results, it's in your best interest. |
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Dylan Moran - Funk Soul Brother
03/30/09, 12:00
I imagine his song would go 'oww ooooow there's a broom up my ass oh my god who put this trampoline here will this elevator ever stop JESUS it hurts aaaaaarrrrgh' and go on like that. And he's right, it'd be a better song. |
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