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05/18/13, 13:46
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then they're not as amusing down the list, until you get to Dick Trickle. |  | SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE NINJA TURTLES
05/01/13, 21:56
They ruined April forever. | | Man loses life savings to a carnival game
04/30/13, 04:55
Or make him the professor at a new Carney College. | | The Almighty Loaf
04/30/13, 04:50
I dig it, man. | | Skyrim - Spending Time With Babette
04/29/13, 18:36
This video's a bit... eh... wrong.
But yeah, the Oblivion version of the Dark Brotherhood is sweet. There's one mission, I won't be spoiling too much by saying, that is set up like the game Clue. You're invited to a party with 5 other guests. You've got the only key to get out. Everyone there thinks there's a chest with gold in in that they have to find to get out, and of course, there is no chest. You get a bonus if you can manage to kill everyone without anyone suspecting you were the murderer all along.
What's great is you can mingle and talk to people and you pretty much find out that they all had it coming somehow. You can even get people to suspect the others once people start dying off. You can do things like steal all of the food and lay out poison apples so when people get hungry, they eat the apples and croak. Or you can murder them in their sleep. If you feel like it you can just go berserk and forfeit the bonus.
The best part of that, for me, was getting other people to suspect someone else was the murderer, triggering a fight, and them doing part of my job for me. There's just so many ways to have fun with just that one mission.
The Dark Brotherhood questline and the jobs they give you can be really detailed. There's one where you have to break back into the same prison you escaped from in the beginning of the game, to kill the guy who was talking trash about you (that's not why he has to die, it's just icing on the cake). The guard presence is insane, well, it'll make sense why when you play, but there's a lot of sneaking and sticking to the shadows necessary. The target isn't hard to kill, it's just getting there that's murder.
I found it harder to justify being an assassin in Skyrim versus Oblivion. In Oblivion, everyone you come across has really done someone wrong and has it coming, for the most part. You're only really killing bad people, and there's one exception where you have to save a jerk, but for the most part, the missions are fairly satisfying. In Skyrim it seems like the missions, and side missions, are just to take out people who were a mild annoyance. Who would commission the DB to take out a homeless guy? I mean I can see wanting to put the poor guy out of his misery but doing the whole ritual? Seriously? If they wanted the guy dead that bad it wouldn't have been that hard to just do it themselves. One poor bastard dies just because he saw two people from rival families getting intimate and managed to congratulate the girl on their love. She probably took it as if he was going to blackmail her, but he just happened to be out hunting and saw what he saw, and was dumb enough to not realize how his words might end up getting him in trouble.
I justify the Dark Brotherhood in Skyrim by telling myself it's the only kind of democracy the people really have. Sometimes the people are jerks, but it's still just about the only way the will of the people will ever get done. | | The Wacky World of Miniature Golf Starring Eugene Levy
04/28/13, 20:00
Jesus, this hurt to watch. Game looks like it was designed in MSPaint. | | Tattoo Assassins
04/28/13, 04:55
wow, if I wanted to play a ripoff of Mortal Kombat II, I'd just play a ROM of Mortal Kombat II. | | ToeNails for PoeTV.com
04/28/13, 04:45
Are they going to have their own offshoot one day as well? | | ToeNails for PoeTV.com
04/28/13, 04:45
Bo News is still a thing? | | How Games Make Love
04/24/13, 01:28
I don't speak french but I imagine the Tetris guy was like 'this isn't going to work, there's just something missing.' | | Brian Blessed IS Vulgar
04/15/13, 12:13
Sadly, it'll probably end up on a sound board and used to make crank calls. | | Atheists Trying To 'Finish The Job' Of Bringing Down The Twin Towers
04/12/13, 00:30
5 for evil. | | Homosexuality & The Bible 1
04/12/13, 00:17
There are scary splinter groups of people who call themselves Christians who say they practice magick. They tend to have some really weird extra beliefs as to why it's okay for them to do it, which revolve around being chosen for some special mission.
A friend of mine, who was into the occult stuff and rather dark side, got approached by this preacher guy when he was eating at Denny's, of all places. The preacher dude just got some kind of vibe from my friend, or maybe he overhead him talking about things, but he wanted to have an actual spiritual duel with my friend, right then and there. My friend was like "Bye bye. Bye now. Okay bye. Byyyyyeee bye. Buh-bye" over and over again until they escorted the crazy preacher out of there.
Anyway, Christianity itself might not have its own form of magick, but some people will dabble anyway and convince themselves it's okay somehow. | | Victorinox Rescue Tool Demo
04/11/13, 01:56
I imagine this could also be quite handy for breaking and entering. | | Adventure Time: A Glitch is a Glitch
04/02/13, 15:35
this video has been removed by the user. Well, I'm sure it was good while it lasted. | | A mature discussion between young lovers about the man's infidelity
04/02/13, 04:32
I like how she lets him up to give him a chance to fight, he actually gets a hit in, and she still beats the shit out of him. Then when he's released, and I mean, that was a mercy on her part, she could have just kept beating the mess out of him as long as she liked, mind you - he threatens to go get his MOM to fight her. | | Lonesome Earl and the Clutterbusters perform 'Cold Dead Hand' on Hee Haw
04/01/13, 18:11
I just want to be clear, are the people offended by this video totally okay with being called dead inside, being told their hearts are filled with porcupine quills, and being told they're the Devil's devotees, and the only issue they have is being told their dick is too small?
Hey, look, it's not your fault your dick is small. Heck, someone must have liked them small at some point or evolution wouldn't have brought you here. What is your fault is taking it out on the world because you got a small dick. You don't have to act like an asshole all the time just because you drew the short straw in the genetic lottery. The phrase "man up" isn't about buying accessories to make you more of a man, it's about acting like a man for once in your freaking life. Stop being a whiny bitch. Nobody's perfect. | | Game of F@*%s
04/01/13, 06:07
There was WAY more profanity than that. They just cherry picked some of the better moments. | | Lonesome Earl and the Clutterbusters perform 'Cold Dead Hand' on Hee Haw
03/31/13, 01:23
HOLY SHIT that was awesome. | | Katy Pervy -- a Katy Perry porn parody
03/20/13, 23:24
"It could be worse. They could mistake you for Dane Cook." | |
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