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Redneck Tased off His Lawn Mower
04/13/10, 00:01
I think something similar happened to my pants, too. |
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10 Rules for Dealing with Police
04/12/10, 11:03
And for your daily gut-punch, here's a police board on the video:
http://forums.officer.com/showthread.php?t=144248
My personal "favorite" quote:
"How DARE you? This isn't meant to be realistic. This is propaganda and nothing more. How DARE you insinuate that I illegally search people and violate people's rights. How DARE you insult those of us on the front lines putting OUR lives on the line sometimes for absolute scum that would sooner spit on us than to say thank you. You want to compare me to pizz poor acting and a defense attorney with an agenda then damnit, I will assume you are the same as the penis-diddling, child molesting man I ran into last night." |
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China
04/08/10, 11:31
Someone's watched too many Chris-chan videos. |
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Trumpet Troll
04/08/10, 09:30
Like how to be a petrostate. I think we already had that phase in our history. It ran out. |
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ItsKingsleyBitch - Anti-Birds rant continued
04/07/10, 22:17
St. Louis and Kansas City. |
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Old Spice: Sun
04/07/10, 12:23
Apparently, teenage males are the market in which they can gain the most market share? Do teens neglect the deodorant? If so, what's with all these news articles saying that kids these days are fucking like rabbits? |
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Mac & Me Ending
04/07/10, 10:34
Since when are sea monkeys eligible for citizenship? |
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5 Second Films - Whisper Quiet
04/06/10, 15:39
"I'm a vacuum cleaner half-tard"? What's the second half of that sentence? |
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Obama can't name any White Sox players
04/06/10, 15:37
You don't get that high up on the political ladder if you can't go off on to an aimless tangent that makes people: A. forget the original question and B. tune out and not realize that you're supposed to be answering something. |
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Cold Steel - Nodachi Demo
04/05/10, 00:28
That demonstration is usually done for new police officers who need to learn how someone with a bladed weapon inside of about 20' can kill you before you can pull out a handgun. Of course, if someone with a gun intends to either attack or defend against a person with a HUGE FUCKING SWORD, I would hope he'd have enough sense to have pulled his weapon beforehand. |
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Bunny eating a chip
04/05/10, 00:13
Sounds like a Polish guy trying to speak Portuguese. |
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Cold Steel - Bushman Survival Knife
04/03/10, 18:54
FUCK YOU BAG FULL OF MEAT
Also ex-PURT-lee. |
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Hank Johnson - Guam Troop Deployment
04/01/10, 18:28
Democracy in action, folks.
Also, I think this guy is pretty ill and has hep C (though it seems like he should resign if his mental state has deteriorated to this... assuming he isn't always like that). |
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CHEESEBURGER JOSH
04/01/10, 16:12
Keylock. Americana is the other way (wrist towards the back). |
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Merton #2
04/01/10, 16:08
There are a number of different programs that will record whatever's on your screen. The only one I can think of off the top of my head is FRAPS. Punch in FRAPS into Download.com, find out what category it's under, and look in there. |
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Prison Inmates Tattoo the Whites of Their Eyes
03/31/10, 18:58
Good job making it that much easier for the cops to scoop you up next time. |
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Cayman Alligator As a Pet
03/31/10, 14:44
They didn't show dinner time. I bet this guy buys cats by the dozen. |
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Scarface School Play
03/30/10, 09:21
Viral advertisement for Nerf guns? |
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Maru plays the tambourine.
03/29/10, 10:18
Maru has excellent rhythm. The problem, however, is that his brain is so advanced he can handle much, much more complex patterns than humans can fathom. Maru gets bored just doing some pedestrian shit like 4:4 time. According to one Swedish supercomputer's calculations, he was supposed to be playing in 1137:1539 time which seems to be what he does about a third of his songs in. |
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Showdown between two guys in a welfare office
03/28/10, 14:29
Is this the "gay agenda" I've heard so much about? I could get behind throwing chairs and loud screaming. |
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