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ME TELLIN YOU MOTHA FUCKAS OFF
02/16/08, 01:54 One day, when she's sitting at home alone, staring at a TV blaring static into the vacuous nothingness that is her life, she will realize with a crystalline clarity, a Colonel Kurtz-esque mind fugue, that no one gives, or has ever given, a shit about this. Not even a droplet. |
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Ladies and gentlemen, Derrick Jensen
02/14/08, 14:24 It's really easy to call this guy a hippie moron, but it's far more difficult to actually listen to what he's saying. This guy's not raving at the mouth, he's not shoving a pair or union-made, 100% post consumer hemp-flavored Birkenstocks in your face, but he's asking some pretty fundamental questions about the nature of property.
The marijuana-burnout brain hiccups don't help, though. |
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King of My Village
02/14/08, 00:13 I can imagine a windowless room where this announcer and the guy from the Thomas Dolby video just scream single words at each other.
"KING OF MY VILLAGE!"
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"SCIENCE!!" |
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Intro to the Donkey Kong Country TV Show
02/12/08, 13:27 As were 99% of all Saturday morning cartoon intros. |
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Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot.
02/12/08, 13:23 By the only three black people in Greenland. |
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Saving Private Ryan vs Team Fortress 2
02/07/08, 14:39 Code for nerds only. |
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F' Planet Earth
02/06/08, 13:59 This what this site is meant for. |
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Obama bin Laden shut in responds to POETV!!!
02/06/08, 13:55 That is a disgusting lie! |
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SalesGenie - 100 Free Sales Leads
02/04/08, 23:11 This and the Chinese Panda ad were both pretty bad. |
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VenomFangX- An Interview with Allah
02/02/08, 16:56 I second the notion. Enough of this floater. |
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Ghanzarya Shandaharo - Life On Earth
02/02/08, 16:52 This is either some very sad, very deluded Kazakh with bad auto focus or this is some Andy Kaufman-esque genius laughing at us right now. |
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When Porn Strikes
01/20/08, 20:58 Gotcha. This is still awesome, though. |
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When Porn Strikes
01/19/08, 15:11 Hey, what the fuck?! I submitted this last week! |
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Reverend Fred Phelps hates Stewart and Colbert
01/18/08, 01:42 Or "A Nation of Fag-Enabling Fools." |
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2000 Time Bomb
01/18/08, 01:40 8 Years later? Big fat goose egg. |
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VenomfangX - God doesn't believe in Atheists
01/18/08, 01:03 This douchenozzle's novelty is getting old. Yes, he's an annoying puckwallow with a molester mustache. Yes, he's as intelligent and eloquent as an anencephaletic fetus.
Moving on... |
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Alicia Guastaferro, Beauty Queen From Hell
01/18/08, 01:01 Hmm... almost bought it. Most likely fake. |
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Atheism is for Dummies!
01/14/08, 15:30 "To the back of the plane, you'll see Joseph Stalin and Richard Dawkins fellating each other. There is no cock-smoking on this flight. Remember to place your Bibles in the full uptight position." |
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Nine Inch Nails - Only
01/11/08, 20:25 This is quite possibly the lamest NIN video ever made. David Fincher should be ashamed of this crap. |
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The Southern Atheist: Explaining Atheism (With Steve Sutton!)
01/10/08, 23:52 Steve Sutton has anti-charisma. His complete lack of screen presence actually drains charisma from the viewer into his flannel "black hole," and that person's charm and wit is never to be seen again. |
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