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Directed by a Shaye St. John wannabe sans talent.
|Duke Nukem Forever Teaser 19/12/07|
I actually misread the date in the title as 19/12/97. I don't think that's possible with any other game in history.
I just hope the release coincides with HL2's Episode Three.
|Mac vs Pc (YTMND)|
Five stars because this made me realize that there'll always be people who are less funnier and more uninventive than I am.
|The String Puppet|
Whatever the allegory was here, I don't think I got it. Not that I know what the dictionary definition of an allegory is, anyway.
|TIE Fighter: Opening (Collectors' CD-ROM)|
Complete with bloopy SB16 samples.
|Max Payne 2: Address Unknown|
Damn it, I so wish there'd be a third installment to the series. :/
Oh come on, I'd rather see a bicycle with prosthetic legs attached to large spokes.
|Silent Hill: The Arcade Game|
Probablt what the movie would've looked like, had it been an Uwe Boll production.
|Venture Bros Season 3 Promo|
The only thing about that makes me sad about this is the fate of Frank Zappa. He'd SO be a guest voice on the show.
|Cat vs. Screaming Frog|
The way I see this, the frog's shrieking is enough to quell the common household cat's neurotic instinct to kill any creature it can hold still with its paws.
|British Shorthair kittens dancing|
Oh, come on. Only Ann Coulter would refuse to five-star this.
|I Drink Your Milkshake scene with laugh track|
Well, at some point I guess the "coin toss with the store owner" scene from No Country for Old Men will also get a laugh track. But it really doesn't work unless there are applauds at the end.
|Pacman frog vs. pen cap|
Argh, it's the budget frog's angry cousin.
|Goat Yells at Girls.|
.. And they named that goat Lil Jon.
|Live Onstage Dutch Child Molestation|
Yeah, incest is awwwwright. D:
Hm, maybe a certain Belgian I know could offer a sane explanation for this.
|Zero Punctuation - Condemned 2: Bloodshot|
Any reference to Indigo Prophecy gets five stars. That game is a textbook example of progressively worsening plot. It's like the first quarter was written by a person who could make a gritty David Fincher movie. Then the writer is replaced by a handful of teenagers who think that The Matrix was the deepest movie _EVER_.
|Kitten vs. Fake Kitten|
JESUS CHRIST ITS A STUFFED TOY GET ON THE PANTS
|Alan Partridge (Steve Koogan) sings Kate Bush Medley|
If you call that obscure, apparently you haven't listened to The Dreaming.
|Girlfriend playing Team Fortress 2|
This makes me wish there'd be an Interior Decorator class in TF2 to complement the Engineer. They could use metal to build rugs on the hallways, drapes on the windows and perhaps a sofa next to the victory point.
|TF2 - How to play the Engineer|
ON MY WAY TO COURT IN A SUIT AND