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|Mad Magazine profiled by 60 Minutes|
Okay, so everyone should know that I always thought MAD Magazine sucked until I saw this. These guys are totally heroes, with or without the drum set.
|Atheism is for Dummies!|
Hey-- you know, it's sad but true when I say that I'd rather have a crazy theist running things than some godless liberal atheist. At least I can count on the god-freak having a basis I can relate to or study.
And what's with all the anti-Christian rhetoric? It's not like America didn't need Christian influences to give you what you've got today, so quit bitching, you hippies. Just because Christians won't let you have rampant gay sex doesn't mean they're evil.
|How to pay for anything with blank paper|
Oh, Christ. Not NLP! This is the stuff that everyone's liberal woman manager forces down their throats to make the workplace "happier" and more "positive." Every time I know a middle-aged woman is using NLP, it makes me angry.
|The pre-flood world, giants, and dinosaurs|
Oh, I get it. So you'll all be okay with giving any prancing faggot 5 stars, but HEAVEN FORBID YOU GIVE IT TO A HILARIOUSLY UPPITY CHRISTIAN.
You guys make me sick.
SHAME on whoever rated this less than 5 stars. All things Death From Above should get 5, and no questions asked.
|Bill Maher on Purity Balls|
Yeah, you guys are totally right. I was a total jerkoff, but the thing is that I've admitted it and come around, and now I defend abstinence and the kinds of parents who know there are guys out there like me and want to keep their daughters from them. I never once said that I was proud of myself or anything like that.
|A Little Atomic Bomb|
A couple of seconds after this started, I found myself cursing Bukowski and his fans for being stupid art fags, but I ended up sticking around until the end and finding out that this video had a point, and a good one at that.
|The Cinco Encyclopedia of Numbers|
Please buy my books
|Ultraman - Gyango and the Crazy Thief|
I wish I'd been high for that
|Dating Service Ad|
I'm pretty sure she's from Alabama
|Dude Accuses Cops Of Illegally Parking|
I've GOT to be like this guy when I grow up
|Amityville 1992 - Death by Diaper Truck|
WOW WHAT A SCARY MOVIE
|Best Steven Seagal line EVER|
Only Vin Diesel and Clive Owen can step with this guy
Five stars for "glam rock wrestler."
|Bill Maher on Purity Balls|
Oh, takewithfood... you're killin' me here. Thanks for the respectful reply, though. I mean, I don't completely disagree that the whole Purity Ball thing is kinda strange, and maybe I wouldn't do this with my own daughter (who I don't have anyway), but I certainly wouldn't make fun of a guy who would.
My personal experience with women is that they're incredibly easy. I haven't slept around a whole lot (less than 15 in my lifetime, and I'm 24), but with the exception of one woman, I've gotten into almost every one of their pants on the first date. One girl held out until the third date, and only one girl outside of this group didn't have sex with me at all, nor did she have sex with anyone else to this day.
What I guess I'm trying to say is that girls ARE incredibly easy to sleep with, and I've kinda come around to realize that if a father wants to keep his girls from guys like me-- hey-- I wholeheartedly support them in their endeavor, however they do it. Ultimately, a woman who hasn't slept around with a lot of guys IS more valuable than a total whore, and fathers know this well, and to expect them to not promote good behavior and abstinence is a little silly.
Not to mention that-- who are we kidding here?-- this idea that "any man who steps in the way of a woman's sexuality wants to keep women caged" is a little 1975. Listen, morals keep you caged so that you can avoid the most horrible unpleasantries of life, and any father with any common sense realizes that he has to establish norms for behavior, and some of those norms involve keeping your daughter from fucking whoever she wants. I know it's not totally pro-feminist, but feminism's been a load of shit anyway, and look where it's gotten us: to a nation full of unfathered children and horrible divorces.
I support a man who does everything he can to keep his daughter from being the town slut.
|The Hail Satan Network|
"Kevin? Kevin dear boy? KEVIN CAN YOU HEAR ME???"
"He can hear just fine."
|Celine Dion is amazing|
|I'm So Hood (remix)|
only three stars because most of these people look like they belong in jail
That was genius
|Laser TV Demo|
Oh christ... not THAT bitch