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|Did You Know|
It's because we wanted to make such profound retorts as the following:
Bla bla bla. China also has more internal migrant laborers that there are humans in the US. And a massively distorted currency. And the English they teach in Chinese schools is generally worthless.
If the guys who made this had gone for a lit degree instead of a tech degree, maybe they'd have learned the value of writing things with a coherent argument and conclusion. "Here's a bunch of contextless factoids! What does it all meeaaaaan? Geeba gooba gibba!"
These parents are terrible, exploiting their children on the Internet! These are horrible, horrible parents, profiting off their children's pain! ...bla bla bla, every letter to the editor ever.
|Vague Recollections of Watchmen|
She's at least as good an actress as the chick they cast in the real one.
|Happy Tree Friends: Snip Snip Hooray|
Happy Tree Friends.
If something's funny once, it will be funny forever, right guys?
The brunette has better line delivery than Keanu, but I guess that's not saying much.
|Punk Rock Soap Opera|
However, there's no such thing as a ponytail man with that much chemistry knowledge who hasn't put his skills to work for those who do get high.
|Buster Keaton defies logic, death to make you laugh|
Chucking a railroad tie at another railroad tie to unblock the tracks FROM THE FRONT OF A MOVING FUCKING TRAIN.
Buster makes Jackie Chan look like a chump.
|The sounds of impending doom|
The sound of the beginning of yet another day in a ceaseless chain of days in office slavery.
|The Sun in extreme ultraviolet - SOHO|
You see how it goes fast-slow-fast? Little known fact: the Sun came up with a lot of the fight scene editing for the movie 300.
|Deer Avenger 2 Intro|
On shelves at a thrift store near you!
|Coherent Juggalo (?) Explains Why You Hate 'The Family'|
I'll buy the Zyklon B.
That Motorbooty cartoon is brilliant, as is the follow-up piece he did about getting constant death/violence threats from the blackface army.
|Korean TV show teaches English to would be romeos|
Someone needs to revoke their membership cards in The Y Chromosome Club.
|Jumpin' The Quadbike|
I've always hoped that these things would be Darwinian social cleansers, but they need more randomly placed spikes to really do the job. -1 for all the quadtards who continue to live and breed.
|How to generate electricity from tea and donuts|
This guy's not American, he's clearly a Canadian infiltrator! I could tell long before the maple leaf showed up.
|Drunk Mortal Kombat!!!|
Bruce Lee + Charles Bukowski = Awesome day on the Internet.
|Shel Silverstein - The Great Smoke-Off|
You want your childhood to REALLY go ouch, then click on the related link "The Father of a Boy Named Sue." Be sure to listen to the very end for the most soul-scorching song ending ever.
|Representative Corrine Brown (D - FL) Has An Important Message For the Nation.|
It's harder than it looks -- this level of folksy dumbness cannot be faked, and the one thing the slobbering hordes can do with 100% accuracy is sniff out inauthenticity.
|The Pallas Cat|
Where can I send my tax-deductible donation to the Pallas Slipper Foundation?
|Molten Iron Throwing|
Can I borrow your dad for a couple weeks? I promise to return him in near-mint condition.
|Rich English Guy and his Trebuchet|
Next fling narrator girl. After filling her with gasoline and lighting her.