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So I'm the only one who sees this as inch-deep moralizing? "Attention Negroes: cease and desist your listening to Duke Ellington and embrace generic Euro classical music. Buy your kids Baby Mozart now. By the way, the local chamber of commerce that helped fund this PSA has lobbied to cut all arts programs in the school system wherever you live, so don't expect any help from us, ya bunch of miserable schleps."
I hate this shit, like those United Way billboards that try to package "GIVING!" like a detergent commercial. Note to PSA-makers: don't dither with irony, it will crush you.
|Diddy makes a gas joke|
Pure fucking evil. This actually had me loathing this guy more than an oil oligarch.
Also, would you uneducated imbeciles quit blaming the Ay-rabs? Americans get most of their oil from the CANADIANS. Your $4 a gallon helps pay for Canada's national health insurance.
Meh, In Living Color and Chris Rock did that joke funnier.
*Moanbitchmoan, EVERYTHING was better in the 90s*
|Intense Fight On Some Talk Show|
Every five seconds of this I switch back and forth between "fake" and "not fake."
|'The Georgian president chews over his next move'|
This is a guy who's been missing his binkie ever since his mom threw it out when he was seven years old.
|The Bat Bomb|
Man, everything either sick or badass about WWII came from New Mexico: Bill Mauldin, Ernie Pyle, the A-Bomb, the Bat Bomb...
|Baby Barn Owl Hissing|
Lesson: stay at least six feet away from black-eyed demons with a small sword for a nose.
|Roosevelt's grandson defends Social Security|
And keep off my lawn!
|How hot dogs are made|
Yeah, I was promised lips and assholes. Where's my lips and assholes?!?
|How hot dogs are made|
"Smithfield Foods, Inc. is the world’s largest pork producer and processor. The company raises 14 million hogs a year and processes 27 million. The company produced 5.9 billion pounds of pork and 1.4 billion pounds of fresh beef in 2006."
5.9 BILLION pounds of pork? Holy cocksnot!
|Woman and Child and Cell Phone|
The Make-A-Wish Foundation doesn't mess around.
|A&E Intervention: Allison The Huffer|
No one, especially no one from A&E, would give two shits about Allison if she was from the rez.
|Traffic Camera in Curve in Rijeka, Croatia|
This is no Russian ice tunnel, there's hardly any wrecks here at all. And the Eurotrash house music takes it down another star.
|Girl Driver Freaks Out after She Hits a Bird|
I thought monastics were supposed to take a vow of silence or something.
For God's sake, somebody should pop the trunk, take out the tire iron, bludgeon the girl to death and take the bird to a veterinarian.
|Madeline Kahn counts to 20|
What, really? That's even more hawt.
|Dom Joly's Complainers - Rip Off London|
Say "Ripoff London" 75 more times, please. He sounds like my father-in-law talking about politics -- repeating one or two not-clever epithets ad nauseum, still expecting you to laugh along with him every time.
|French Bulldog rocks out with an exercise ball.|
Proof that exercise cannot make you look any better.
Jen's voice could cut glass. Hell, it could cut through six-inches of steel.
|COPS - "Excuse My Beauty"|
Mayor Cuntface thought it was giving us too bad of a rep, forbid APD from bringing COPS on ridealongs.