|Menudo con queso|
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|Diddy makes a gas joke|
Pure fucking evil. This actually had me loathing this guy more than an oil oligarch.
Also, would you uneducated imbeciles quit blaming the Ay-rabs? Americans get most of their oil from the CANADIANS. Your $4 a gallon helps pay for Canada's national health insurance.
Meh, In Living Color and Chris Rock did that joke funnier.
*Moanbitchmoan, EVERYTHING was better in the 90s*
|Intense Fight On Some Talk Show|
Every five seconds of this I switch back and forth between "fake" and "not fake."
|'The Georgian president chews over his next move'|
This is a guy who's been missing his binkie ever since his mom threw it out when he was seven years old.
|The Bat Bomb|
Man, everything either sick or badass about WWII came from New Mexico: Bill Mauldin, Ernie Pyle, the A-Bomb, the Bat Bomb...
|Baby Barn Owl Hissing|
Lesson: stay at least six feet away from black-eyed demons with a small sword for a nose.
|Roosevelt's grandson defends Social Security|
And keep off my lawn!
|How hot dogs are made|
Yeah, I was promised lips and assholes. Where's my lips and assholes?!?
|How hot dogs are made|
"Smithfield Foods, Inc. is the world’s largest pork producer and processor. The company raises 14 million hogs a year and processes 27 million. The company produced 5.9 billion pounds of pork and 1.4 billion pounds of fresh beef in 2006."
5.9 BILLION pounds of pork? Holy cocksnot!
|Woman and Child and Cell Phone|
The Make-A-Wish Foundation doesn't mess around.
|A&E Intervention: Allison The Huffer|
No one, especially no one from A&E, would give two shits about Allison if she was from the rez.
|Traffic Camera in Curve in Rijeka, Croatia|
This is no Russian ice tunnel, there's hardly any wrecks here at all. And the Eurotrash house music takes it down another star.
|Girl Driver Freaks Out after She Hits a Bird|
I thought monastics were supposed to take a vow of silence or something.
For God's sake, somebody should pop the trunk, take out the tire iron, bludgeon the girl to death and take the bird to a veterinarian.
|Madeline Kahn counts to 20|
What, really? That's even more hawt.
|Dom Joly's Complainers - Rip Off London|
Say "Ripoff London" 75 more times, please. He sounds like my father-in-law talking about politics -- repeating one or two not-clever epithets ad nauseum, still expecting you to laugh along with him every time.
|French Bulldog rocks out with an exercise ball.|
Proof that exercise cannot make you look any better.
Jen's voice could cut glass. Hell, it could cut through six-inches of steel.
|COPS - "Excuse My Beauty"|
Mayor Cuntface thought it was giving us too bad of a rep, forbid APD from bringing COPS on ridealongs.
|Some Japanese Boxer Gets Clocked|
Man I hate seeing a guy's knees get all wobbly like that, it creeps me out something fierce.
|Never, Ever Talk to the Police|
No, he's right, things are insane here in Polk County. Over in Jefferson County and down in Lincoln County they're reasonably tame, but this county is utterly mad.