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|Sweet Money - Nollywood trailer|
5 stars because today I learned that Nigerian henchmen always wear white dusters (also, when does Nollywood ever get less than 5 stars?).
|Mehmood - Gaali Gaali|
Puh-puh-pwee-pwee, puh-puh-pwee-pwee, puh-puh-pwee-pwee, pweeEEE!
|Football Parents Brawl|
These doughy lumps of Rainbo Bread wouldn't last ten seconds against a squad of Russian soccer hooligans. (Hmph, I say it as if I could.)
|Windmill out of control|
Could only be more awesome if it had a slo-mo replay.
|The Unbreakable Umbrella|
The wordless demo is so much more convincing than the standard infomercial patter-schtick. ....right until I see the $160 price tag.
|Fatty Sics Pitbull on Animal Control|
Now there's an excellent candidate for euthanasia (not the dog).
|Sea Organ in Zadar, Croatia|
You know what those steps are saying? "We party all year!"
|Sandra Lee's infamous Kwanzaa cake|
The title of her autobiography: "Made From Scratch"(!)
Could this be the best Sandra Lee irony of all?
|Dog travels 70 miles through a warzone to be reunited with soldier friend|
In the words of As'ad AbuKhalil: You really can't say that the US war in Iraq has not been humane.
|Guy who went to HELL interviewed on Fox News!|
If you were a bible thumper you'd be, by definition, incapable of skepticism.
|A drunk Kiefer Sutherland jumps into a christmas tree|
Does anybody else think the voices sound ADR'd? It kind of sounds like they dubbed in the voices afterwards.
|The Stolen Bible Trailer|
This one settles it: Iím applying to Nigerian film school. I hope I get accepted in time for the fall semester.
|iBOTģ Mobility System - (embedding disabled)|
Sold. Lemme hock one of the kids.
|Secret Life of L. Ron Hubbard|
I keep asking myself, where do all the reasonably well-spoken people who apparently voluntarily populated this lunatic asylum of an organization come from? Scientology forces me to ask the Eleanor Rigby question again and again.
|Skinhead puts head through fence|
Yeah, the hopper version was infinitely 5-starrable, this not so much. Wahappen?
|Knife Wielding Woman Vs. Police|
Or badly misplaced neurochemicals.
5 stars just for baleen's Turkmenbashi reference, I'm too much of a weenis to actually watch stabbings.
|Hunter S. Thompson vs. Johnny Depp's bird.|
Isn't "drunken HST" a redundant phrase?
|Hillary And The Band|
Fuck, how could I give a submission with the tag "like a caveman trying to understand a game boy" one star? I lose computer privileges now.
|Hillary And The Band|
Dear youth: please vote for Hillary because you're too young to remember the actual policies of a Clinton presidency.
|Birthday - Luke|
5 stars due to the fact that I can actually hear the gap in his teeth when he talks.