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|Pimp My Credit, July 4th Edition|
The right to a jury trial? Wha?
|Weiner Poopie Ransom Note for Jesus|
He just justified every last dime he spent on his journalism degree with that one line.
|Planet of the Arabs|
The book this is inspired by, Jack Shaheen's Reel Bad Arabs, is a thousand-page cinder block that indexes demonization. And it's years out of date by now.
|Tom Cruise: Scientology keynote address|
I haven't read Strange Angel, but I enjoyed another book about Parsons, "Sex and Rockets" by 'Jack Carter' (pseudonym).
I'm now making an effort to salute LRH every day in as many inappropriate contexts as possible.
|Drunk History, vol. 1|
Is Alexander Hamilton campaigning against Aaron Burr in ASL?
|Excavating an ant nest.|
|Badger and Otter - best of friends|
Why do I have a biological reflex to respond to most mammals with a big awwwwww, when they are likely to give me some virus or parasite or bite me, causing an infection that will ultimately KILL my caveman ass?
|Lasagna Cat: 01/19/1987|
I heard that Garfield hates them.
DAAAHHH, me think it's pwetty, me no understand si-unce, me got librul arts duhgree.
|Kid isn't sorry about his huge party|
C'mon American teenagers, now you've seen the champ, the Shirtless Wonder from Down Under, you now know what you need to strive for!
Isn't Channel 9 a Murdoch outlet? Also, I sure hope they don't break Cory the way Boston authorities got to the ATHF light-brite guys.
|Tom Cruise is kinda insane|
One of the best arguments against choosing a "sober, drug-free lifestyle" ever.
|What is a Juggalo?|
Sorry to tell you, but at EVERY low-rent apartment complex in the southwest there'll be at least one decrepit late '80s Ford pizza-delivery-mobile held together only by its guy-running-with-a-hatchet decals.
Spuds likes Bud Light and all-white beaches.
|lasagna cat: 10/26/2007|
You were a way smarter kid than I was -- it actually hurts to think how much of my folks' money I spent convincing them to buy me all those Garfield books.
|Review of Demolition Girl|
£1? Isn't that like 400 American dollars now?
|A Russian Military Ass Whomping|
They call it "Dedovshchina", a charming little custom involving the brutalization and malnutrition of junior conscripts. Notice how skinny the kids are?
|Cutie Honey live action movie part 1 of 12|
Ugh, the last thing I need on a day when the guy in the next office is playing ABBA and won't put it on his headphones. 1 star for the joke where the henchthugs always holding their hat brims, I guess.
|Scott Steiner - Size DOES Matter!|
Seems more and more like a lot of pro-wrestling rhetoric is a ripoff of George Clinton-James Brown crazytalk from 10 or 20 years earlier.
|Mall fight scene from Police Story|
Hell, I'd just show God anybody who can speak and understand Cantonese, that alone should be impressive enough to save the planet. Of course, then He'd take one look at those hideous overalls that girl is wearing and it'd be back to doomsday for us.
+5 just because I'm doing this the with my 8-year-old niece the next time she comes to visit.