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|Fantasy Mission Force - Title Sequence|
Not since the 1997 handover you capitalist, imperialist swine!
|Florida Drift - Drift Night 5|
Is this competitive or interpretive drifting? Hee hee, "I like to call this drift, 'An Ode to a Spring Dawn.'"
|How to Fold Origami Pigasus|
With my sausage klutzfingers that'd be a mangled wad of scrap paper within the first seven folds.
|It's Flashbeagle, Charlie Brown!|
I loved this so much as a little kid that I named my cat after it, "Flashkitten." Children will pretty much accept anything you dish out for them.
|My Dad Lives in a Downtown Hotel Promo|
"Can Joey learn to cope with his parents' divorce? Yes, with their help." Way to give away the ending there, guy.
|Devvo - Donny Soldier|
I can't believe Devvo's becoming a star.
Here's an enjoyable article about Chavistan, the United Chavdom:
|Michael Jordan Tribute|
Also, the existence of a Michael Jordan VIDEO negates the idea of "If I can see it / then I can do it." You, me and 100 million other people can see Jordan in action, Sylvester, but not one of us can do it.
Looked like the guy from American Movie at -0:11.
|Renegade - Peyote vision sequence|
When I saw the title, I thought it was going to be from the D-grade syndicated TV series with Lorenzo Lamas and Bobby Sixkiller. Yeah, I wasted my youth completely.
|Caligula - Declares Himself A God|
I'm not that upset that it was just a trailer, given that if they HAD made it with Courtney Love cast as Caligula, I would have had to go on an epic murder-suicide rampage.
|Spidey Up Against the Wall|
Wow, I remember this now. It always seemed so existential and bleak in an oblique way: "Nobody knows who you aaaaare." That, and getting no thanks whatsoever for doing the right thing.
Pretty good preparation for real life for the young'ns, now that I think about it.
|Hippo That Lives in a House|
Other fun fact: Pablo Escobar's hippos are wandering free around the area where his mansion was in Colombia, causing locals to fear future hippo attacks.
|BackUp shotgun rack|
Looks like I touched a nerve there.
|BackUp shotgun rack|
I'm thinking the gun industry is the mirror twin of the porn industry -- huge markup on cheap-to-produce toys for repressed boys.
|Future Weapons - Predator|
Man, these closet bears love playing handcuff games. Also, check the lust with which he mentions "The Dominators."
|Girl attempts to eat a tablespoon of Cinnamon|
The Duders of the world will never lack conventionally pretty girls to fuck over so long as those girls continue to maintain their extreme cases of insecurity and lack of self-respect. I work on a block with multiple sororities on it and you could measure the total dignity that walks by every day with a thimble.
|Best of Battlebots|
It's one of those things that gets me feeling like "America truly is the greatest of nations" again. I feel like only here would something so dumb, ridiculous, wasteful, and truly awesome take place.
Is Zardoz supposed to look like Karl Marx?
|Rambu - Intro scene|
Wow, Peter Frampton was a bigger badass than I ever imagined.
|Clip from Estus Pirkle's 'The Believer's Heaven'|
Also, Fellini wasn't shit compared to the twisted genius of Estus Pirkle.