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|Trapped In The Closet: Oh Shit|
Bwip, pssh. Bwip, pssh.
I don't think R. Kelley is capable of irony, so I'm calling no parody.
|Transformers Headmasters: Sparkle Gets Hurt|
Vaseline-smeared lens for the flashback, voice actors for the masked characters talking into their own cupped hands.
|Bruce Lee beats up a Dojo|
Also, Orange Mullet with Sideburns rules. Oo, oo, and coke bottle glasses guy!
|Psychological Differences Between the Sexes, Part 1|
A "dupe" button on the hopper page that could be proven or disproven some way? Maybe the dupe voter has to submit a link to the first appearance? I dunno.
|Japanese love dolls|
$170,000 in a decade?!? Dude, just spend one thousand bucks a month on a taking out a real girl and at the end of the year you'll STILL be able to afford $5,000 in therapy.
|Klaus Kinski - Jesus|
|Lenny Bruce's Legal Trouble|
All the "legal woes" material I've heard kind of suffers from the Byzantine nature of being in a legal process, but there's still lots of little gems hidden amid the ramble.
5 stars for Thurgood Marshall smacking Lenny down.
|Never Gonna Give You Up covered by Tay Zonday|
Five stars having the face of a 13-year-old Janet Jackson and the voice I imagine Smoove B has.
|The Car (1977) - Trailer|
Convoy, Track of the Moonbeast, The Car...apparently the southwest is where cinema goes to die.
|Tour De France 2007 vs. dog|
Love the way the front wheel just melts.
A rat done bit my sister Nell with Whitey on the moon.
Her face and arms began to swell and Whitey's on the moon.
I can't pay no doctor bills but Whitey's on the moon.
Ten years from now I'll be payin' still while Whitey's on the moon.
|Kittens vs. Toilet Paper|
That's not German -- more like one of those Scandanavian gooble gorble languages.
|Police recruits get tazed|
"It's important for the cadets to experience it for themselves" -- I keep waiting for them to take that same attitude toward bullets.
|As We Like It|
Very educational -- I never knew that Roman conquerors wore Brylcreemed crewcuts! And it's so "high in food value" that there are a dozen guys sleeping on the sidewalk outside my house nutrifying themselves exclusively with pure beer.
|Flash Gordon: Hawkmen vs Ajax|
Brian Blessed's monstrous muppet jaw always gets 5 stars.
|Full Metal Jacket - Joker vs. Animal Mother|
Call me a schmuck, but as soon as R. Lee Ermey's character died, this movie died for me too. The rest was just a 90-minute death march through the badly-paced swamps of Kubrickia.
|PBS begging for money to rerun Doctor Who|
If the FCC is banning words from broadcast, then "filksong" should definitely be at the top of the list.
|prairie dog cat and dog|
I think putting the two front paws together is Prariedoguese for "please leave me the fuck alone!"
|Naked Mole Rat (BBC David Attenborough)|
Being trapped in the world of the naked mole rat life is one of my number one nightmares.
|Beaker Sings 'Feelings'|
If I could just breed the offspring of Animal and the heavy-breathing bandanna guy from the Dan Deacon video, I think I could control the world.