|Menudo con queso|
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A rat done bit my sister Nell with Whitey on the moon.
Her face and arms began to swell and Whitey's on the moon.
I can't pay no doctor bills but Whitey's on the moon.
Ten years from now I'll be payin' still while Whitey's on the moon.
|Kittens vs. Toilet Paper|
That's not German -- more like one of those Scandanavian gooble gorble languages.
|Police recruits get tazed|
"It's important for the cadets to experience it for themselves" -- I keep waiting for them to take that same attitude toward bullets.
|As We Like It|
Very educational -- I never knew that Roman conquerors wore Brylcreemed crewcuts! And it's so "high in food value" that there are a dozen guys sleeping on the sidewalk outside my house nutrifying themselves exclusively with pure beer.
|Flash Gordon: Hawkmen vs Ajax|
Brian Blessed's monstrous muppet jaw always gets 5 stars.
|Full Metal Jacket - Joker vs. Animal Mother|
Call me a schmuck, but as soon as R. Lee Ermey's character died, this movie died for me too. The rest was just a 90-minute death march through the badly-paced swamps of Kubrickia.
|PBS begging for money to rerun Doctor Who|
If the FCC is banning words from broadcast, then "filksong" should definitely be at the top of the list.
|prairie dog cat and dog|
I think putting the two front paws together is Prariedoguese for "please leave me the fuck alone!"
|Naked Mole Rat (BBC David Attenborough)|
Being trapped in the world of the naked mole rat life is one of my number one nightmares.
|Beaker Sings 'Feelings'|
If I could just breed the offspring of Animal and the heavy-breathing bandanna guy from the Dan Deacon video, I think I could control the world.
|Dog vs. Force Field|
|If Footmen Tire You, What Will The Horses Do? - Patricide|
Is it just me, or does this seem more like fantasy fulfillment for repressed redneck Joe Birchers than anything else?
It's no Pickle Surprise, but 5 stars anyway.
|Shukar Collective - Malademna|
Kusturica-rrific. Singer #1 looks really worried about something.
|Sesame Street: "I Want a Monster to Be My Friend" (banned song, 1984)|
Didn't Ike originally write this tune for Tina?
|Watch Dial from Hell|
Awesome, reminds me of my granddad's watch that I used to play with -- which has nothing to do with baby arm growing out of my wrist.
|Public Enemy: "Fight the Power" (with full intro)|
On a sidenote: no one can dangle a cigarette from their chops while wearing a suit like people did in the 1950s and 60s -- see the guy at -7:09
Also, when are geometric solids going to make a comeback as the #1 hairstyle? I can't wait.
Them's some fake-ass tittays.
|2 litres of vodka, then water.|
It's the little dismissive hand wave that makes it.
|Blackalicious - Powers|
that said, this track's nowhere as good as anything off the Blazing Arrow album.