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01/13/08, 16:32
oh. another one. |  | Mexican challenges fury to dance off
01/13/08, 16:27
...and technically that's a mascot, and not a furry. | | Tameshigiri by James Williams
01/13/08, 15:58
ok, I have to comment on this guy's lack of style - but I'll try to keep it short:
He's got the drive - possibly of a warrior - but his skill is clouded by the desire to be something he's not: a samurai. You can see it in his slow, choreographed reactions... which are easily foreseen, and just as easily defeated. He's merely a "warrior by the book" - (that 'book' is most likely a manga.)
I hate to discuss my finer points, as it sounds as though I'm boasting, but I truly feel - as a real warrior, sword smith, artist, poet, and defender of the forest (seriously) - that I must comment:
There was once a team of 3 kids from the city in the part of the forest where I keep my art [shrines]. They all had 'House of Knives' brand kitanas, and were hacking apart my art and a slew of pine saplings...
I emerged furious from the thicket with my custom sword - perfectly balanced, flawlessly designed, sharper than anything those kids could afford, and covered in sinister war-runes - shining hazy-red against the afternoons sun.
I challenged all three to a bloodless duel. If I lost, I'd give them a cougar skull from my most prized shrine - the Cougar Shrine; but, if they lost, they must "fuck off" and "never return ... lest their skulls are added to my shrine."
They came at me using the whitest, most useless anime-themed sword techniques: each of which I easily deflected; the hooked tip of my handmade, custom sword ripping their pathetic blades from their hands; my vampiric sigils, thirsting for blood-essence, parried their feeble stabs; whilst their acid-etched japanese dragons made me laugh out loud.
I sliced one kids hand - though ever slightly - and no sooner did the blood tap the ground, they were out. Like cowards they turned tail and fled, claiming they would be calling the cops.
(but the jokes on them: I've had the cops called on me lots, but they can never track me; not while I am in the forest).
Like the man in this video, they had visually pleasing skills, but they lacked the soul of a warrior. I, however, imbued my very essence into my blade, and had the power of a Cougar Shrine to bolster my already savage and noble might. | | Cat and Horse
01/13/08, 15:18
Binro's absolutely right - or maybe the old man he mentions is... whichever:
on my buddies farm, they would never remove "wolf teeth," choosing to feed a steady diet of animal by-products to their best horses: parts from pigs, ducks, chickens, cows, and even a recently deceased mare once, to their "champion horse."
This way, the "champion," and its subordinates, would become stronger, and more aggressive; which greatly aided rodeo performance, and also breeding. Grotesque as it may be, "ravenous" and the "cannibal" horses (especially) would copulate up to 60% more each year and showed vastly improved vigor, compared to straw eaters. | | Tameshigiri by James Williams
01/13/08, 15:08
LOVES. TO. FUCK. | | Cat and Horse
01/13/08, 05:44
noble horse
unknown mustang:
galloper of wind
puller of stars - of night chariots
whinnied at first light | | Demonius X Performs Katana Maintanance
01/13/08, 02:11
fuck.
if it turns out somebody from here meddled in Demonius' affairs / shit on poe's honor-code... there's going to be trouble | | Burger and Fries, double time
01/13/08, 01:26
Be-it a cat is the only mammal with (weak) collapsible bones, capable of being folded in half and inserted into your unnatural uterus's for 9 months / its 9 lives -- or simply the fact that your giant bitch nipples are constantly lactating, and you've come to accept and love the mass of cats lapping at your spillage, you are all still 100% wrong in your convictions!!
The problem with you heathen sodomite-responders rests primarily in your limp liberal ethics: you imply that cats are somehow better than guns, when in fact proven "rock. paper. scissors" knowledge stipulates that guns > cats... ANYTIME.
I have a friend that shoots wild cats on his farm. He can attest to the above being 100% true - thus making each of you either liars of the worst degree, or just plain ignorant.
| | Burger and Fries, double time
01/13/08, 01:13
furfags also piss me off... | | Posh Nosh - Architect's Fish and Chips
01/13/08, 00:47
Tiny Tim was a good choice for music | | Burger and Fries, double time
01/13/08, 00:31
This is currently the lowest a cat video can go. It's so retarded that and unAWESOME that it rivals getting even CanSARS. In fact, it's so beyond retarded that it's catarded; and so are all of you for actually liking this mass of digital garbage.
When will any of you unAWESOME fags understand the path to AWESOME rests in two trails, set upon the same virtuous path: the AWESOME way of gun; the AWESOME way of Star-spangled bikini.
repent.
| | William Kristol Gets Chewed Out
01/12/08, 17:15
I like his "notes" that he's taking, while intently listening to the woman's concerns:
'fuck you bitch
fuck you bitch
8======0
fuck off bitch
...' | | Demonius X Performs Katana Maintanance
01/12/08, 15:58
*please read comment in 'Dial a Date Los Angeles' - currently seeking New Baroness | | Demonius X Performs Katana Maintanance
01/12/08, 15:56
my swords are sharpened in melee, and polished in the ensuing swath of blood | | Mad Monster Party - Phyllis Diller Zombie and Mummy Dance
01/12/08, 15:30
you've never smoked opium before? | | Star Trek: The Lost Episode
01/12/08, 15:29
worst. comment. ever | | Demonius X Performs Katana Maintanance
01/12/08, 15:24
nice sword, fatty.
Every true sword-master (myself) knows that you have to fucking make your own sword: only when you get the design, balance, edge, and sigils right can you form any connection with the blade.\
"Whiteman novelty katanas" couldn't fight off a pack of coyotes... nor could a fatty; not that he ever leaves his house to hunt | | Chad's 13th birthday
01/12/08, 15:19
if I had parenting like this, I wouldn't have devoted myself to Fine Arts... | | Dude Accuses Cops Of Illegally Parking
01/12/08, 14:08
he's like a vagrant version of youtube's cop-busting Jimmy Justice | | Picture Pages
01/12/08, 14:03
I listen to this everyday before going to Fine Arts classes | |
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