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Dial a Date Los Angeles
01/12/08, 14:02
OK, here's the thing:
I'm so freaking horny right now - my girlfriend is away, in the woods... probably shooting guns with god-knows-who, and I really need a hard dose of love.
I feel these dating videos have allowed for frank and honest discourse, and so I would like to offer a proposition to any of poeTV's two+ girls:
I want. to suck. your toes.
All you have to do is be into the Baroness; be competent with firearms (particularly the automatic variety); and you must own a bikini - bonus points if it's of the Stars'n'Stripes.
These 5-stars are for you -
In return I WILL PAMPER YOU.
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Girl pukes on plane
01/12/08, 13:50
4 STARS FOR ALL CAPS AND THE DIGITAL REVOLUTION! |
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The Poop Tube
01/12/08, 02:48
there are some funny bits, but this wasn't one. OMG POOP |
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Dating Service Ad
01/12/08, 02:46
"we talked about everything..." over a cool glass of cigarettes |
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Car Drags Mother On Snowy Road
01/11/08, 20:02
I think years of America's Funniest Home Videos in my youngest days have warped me -- I saw the horror, but heard only *BOIIIINK!!!* |
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'not crippled, just fat'
01/11/08, 19:58
YOU'RE ON PRIVATE PROPERTY.
She's not crippled - she's just fat; in a powered wheelchair, no less; at a carnival; going over a speed bump.
FUCK.
5 stars for my own video. |
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The Hail Satan Network
01/11/08, 19:56
I agree 100%
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=27932 |
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Japanese Walking Scooter
01/11/08, 19:50
this is why North America couldn't give a shit about 'green' technology |
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Girl pukes on plane
01/11/08, 19:47
ps. the spinning swing-chair is the most pussy ride in the park, not counting the tots motorcycle ride. what a fag. |
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Girl pukes on plane
01/11/08, 19:46
This is pretty up-there... but I've been to a carnival and watched a kid strapped into a spinning swing-chair shamefully puking on himself, while on-lookers cheered.
4stars no less |
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A Bear Gets Stuck On The Side Of A Bridge
01/11/08, 15:14
I chase black bears with swords - JUST LIKE MARS |
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If We Had No Moon
01/11/08, 14:29
she'd still be winning love by daylight, but would probably do less fighting evil [in moonlight]... |
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Adrian Street - Imagine What I Could Do To You
01/10/08, 20:10
next to Andy Kaufman |
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Groucho vs. Old Lady
01/10/08, 15:48
absolutely. |
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Adrian Street - Imagine What I Could Do To You
01/10/08, 15:24
wiki says:
With his flamboyant personality and flowing locks of hair, he became a legendary heel and traveled all over the world during his lengthy career.
Adrian contracted lung cancer, allegedly due to his proximity to large amounts of second hand smoke. He put his career on hold to receive chemotherapy treatment, which caused the loss of his legendary hair. |
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penguin sex
01/10/08, 13:53
ANAL |
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OVERWEIGHT kid makes himself pass out.
01/10/08, 13:52
"So, I heard that... if you get a rope, and tie it around your neck and, like, kinda hang yourself, you can get a really wicked-hard orgasm..." |
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Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Manos: The Hands of Fate
01/10/08, 13:04
SEMI DUPE |
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Naked Rice Girl
01/10/08, 02:47
WHOA! So thats where I've seen her before
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=20301 |
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Justin Wilson: Cajun Squirrel Hunting Story
01/10/08, 02:37
no. |
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