|Unmerciful Crushing Force|
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|Home Movies (Japanese dub)|
Japanese Brenden isn't too bad. Brenden's voice is pretty hard to nail in English even - not quite nasally and rambling. But damn, Japanese McGurk and Melissa are amazing.
|Death Scenes from Postal Movie|
Yeah, the kids getting shot bit was by far the cleverest bit. Unfortunately, the rest was pretty standard-issue shit getting shot up.
|Roger, we got 'em|
For better and for worse, this shows the reality of the conflict. If nothing else, I'm at least happy that everyone, even the guy in the first part, despite being clearly unnerved, managed to keep their cool 'til given proper authorization.
|Tongari Kids perform B-DASH Live|
Japan is hereby forgiven for all previous infractions until the next time it commits a crime against our mental humanity.
|Secret Life of Machines- audio recording made on scotch tape|
THIS IS RECORDED ON principle TAPE AND RUST anyway
THIS proves the principle TAPE AND RUST THIS IS anyway
RUST RUST RUST RUST RURURURURUTAPERUSTRUST
|Best of Kimura|
Somehow, I show this thing to my American friends, they love it either because it's so funny or soo cute.
I show this to my Japanese friends, they don't have a fucking clue how anyone could find this funny.
Five stars for that. Let's get The Best of Osaka next.
|Yuri the Only One|
I think if fellows like myself and Caminante are any indication, the trick is to come to terms and just stop worrying so much about it. Whichever you are will sort it out self in end.
That being said, I think that after poeTV introduced me to the likes of Care Bears Stars and Magic Heart and the Whatever Warriors, the animation and direction here are downright component. The audio production, while done on a pretty bleh song, is also quite competent. If nothing else, it's a goofy thing for these kids to include on a demo reel without having their HEY GUYS I WANNA WORK 4 U letter being thrown out with haughty laugther.
|Mortal Kombat vs. DC - Joker's Fatality|
What the hell's wrong with his eyes?
|Calm, Rational Japanese vs. Monkey|
This video is clearly faked.
WELL THEY SEE ME AND SHRUG THEIR SHOULDERS SO FUCK YOU.
|Britney Spears's Isolated Microphone Feed|
Everyone, let's make some noise for our brave Audio/Visual Technicians for having to listen to this shit, WOOO!!!
|Batman: the Brave and the Bold|
Yes I know Justice League was totally Bruce Timm at work. It also gave Batman stupidly-long ears for no discernible reason. Plus, while I know many have given high praise to Justice League's story arcs, I guess I just kinda liked the original cartoon's tightly written, episodic plots and film noir look better.
|Batman: the Brave and the Bold|
If it's not Bruce Timm it ain't gonna get five stars.
At least it looks miles better than The Batman, or Justice League for that matter.
|Ultra Vortek - Poopality|
I bet they were all high-fiving each other for finally showing up Tattoo Assassins.
|Morning Musume English Interviews|
I see my future within this video and, realizing that there will be no Morning Musume in it, dread it with every fiber of my being.
5 for soul-shattering realizations.
|There She Is! Step 4: Paradise|
I like how the direction takes a more minimalist turn here. Song's not too bad as far as Korean rock goes.
But as soon as the cutesy-wootsy hedgehog died, HE CROSSED THE LINE.
|Cool World trailer|
I'm really surprised that no hentai has tried this gimmick yet.
|Olympic Bid 2016 - Los Angeles|
At least it's better than Tokyo's which goes something like "IF IT'S JAPAN, WE CAN DO IT. A NEW OLYMPICS." Maybe
While I can't tell what with the youtube quality, I'd be laughing my ass off if they shot their footage of what appears to be a nice Panavision film camera set-up with some high-end digital gear.
|Dead Fantasy II|
Now I like hot chicks. I like over-the-top fight scenes. I even like over-the-top fighting scenes with hot chicks. However, when you're not watching this as a distraction from shopping at some local game store, this does become rather boring and repetitive. At least, the gimmick was better when it was called Halotroid. It's really a 3.5, but my fancy was tickled just enough to merit a 4.
BUT ROBOTKARATEMAN don't you know that DoA and FF have NO Revoltechs?
|Obama Hits Back|
What are these...are these...tears? Of joy?