Unmerciful Crushing Force
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Kidz Bop 12 Behind the Scenes Makes Me Mad!
11/04/07, 01:27
5 stars for The Man from Another Place tag |
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Siskel & Ebert on The Critic
10/31/07, 14:46
Because The Critic actually takes every once in a while to create characters that can are at least moderately relatable.
+10 stars for some of the show's best moments. R.I.P. Gene Siskel and Ebert's voice. |
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Treehouse of Horror: The Day the Earth Looked Stupid
10/31/07, 14:19
The ham-fisted and unsubtle ending almost killed it for me.
But I can't give Maurice LaMarche less than four stars. Foley guy too. |
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Zorro - Generation Z promo
10/31/07, 00:59
I swear to god the intros for these low-end cartoons are crafted just by throwing in a few clips into Windows Movie Maker's auto fucnction and letting it do the editing. |
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10 Commandments Animated Movie Trailer
10/28/07, 17:44
The guy who posted this on Youtube was a modeler. His comments on it are awesome and genuinely informative on the realities behind crappy movies.
Also: can any confirm/deny that this thing was actually done on 3D movie maker? |
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Suicide Circle - Genesis Song
10/27/07, 06:44
Five starred for the sheer nightmares this thing will cause me.
And whoever said that the train jump scene was the highlight of the movie can go to hell. |
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The One that Fits Inside the Bathtub
10/26/07, 13:58
You wouldn't mind if I picked your brain sometime, would you? oneiro at gmail dot com sir.
And yes, I understand that there's some nice, reel-worthy DPing going on here. Certainly 100 times better than I could ever dream of doing, but like baleen said, ultimately a film is (and honestly, should be) judged by people on its merits as a whole. |
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Half-Life 2: Portal
10/26/07, 02:31
Hence: cheating with portals. |
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A Conservative Atheist takes on Islam.
10/25/07, 20:23
I keep expecting that camera to dolly backwards and reveal his droogs along with some naked mannequins. |
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The One that Fits Inside the Bathtub
10/25/07, 17:23
I'm a film major. I've made plenty of shorts. While some self-indulgence in any student film is a given and even kind of encouraged, this is the sort of shit that gets you laughed at. Even by your own crew.
It also leads to you alienating people as you go on in your studies.
The thing that scares me is that this gal had quite a crew up her sleeve, whereas anyone else's self-indulgent projects. The key to it that your typical professional will usually tell you is to make it into something that other people might enjoy seeing.
This fails at that. This fails like that short film on "pain" someone did. Fails like that one-take "short" about guys playing cards to shitty music. It's not even interestingly bad like that fucking Wonder Woman thing someone gave to us.
YES I AM FAGGING OUT LET ME ENJOY MY LIFE PLEASEEEEE |
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Sonic the Hedgehog says: Slow people are special
10/23/07, 18:38
Shit like this pissed me off as a kid.
You see, I always wanted to put the quicksand survival skills that Bill Nye, Sonic and countless hours of Mario taught me, BUT THERE WAS NEVER ANY FUCKING QUICKSAND AROUND.
Christ, it was like being offered a chocolate bunny, only to see that the inside is hollow. And melting. |
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Return To Zork: 'Want Some Rye?'
10/22/07, 21:08
FUCK YOU FOR READING MY MIND!
I was planning on submitting some Zork stuff and here you go.
I could never get past the spider that I think leads you to Flood Control Dam 5. Anyone else ever figure it out? |
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X-Com: UFO Defense intro
10/22/07, 15:35
I've noticed many a Doom sound in this as well as other games and shows, mostly movies.
Namely, I remember an Imp growl in the short-lived "Invasion: America" s well as the door-opening sound in the remastered Gundam movies. |
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Sesame Street - James Earl Jones counts to 10
10/22/07, 02:45
Alas, Jones' David Lynch marathon the night before had some unforeseen consequences... |
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The Rosey and Buddy Show
10/21/07, 15:41
Good god. The scariest part of this is that the art direction actually shows frightening levels of forethought and planning. |
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Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex: the 'Lost' intro
10/19/07, 02:18
If by "a reasonably good ability to express himself" you mean "gets bogged down in a technolust which obfuscates any decent characterization or atmosphere to the point of unreadability," I'd agree.
In fact, when people said that the anime was more faithful to the comic than the movie, I pretty much stayed away. |
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Ghost In The Shell Movie Intro Credits
10/18/07, 16:17
AAAAAAA GAAAAAAA MAAEEEEEEBAAAAAAAAAA
Plus an entire galaxy because I'm so very gay for Oshii. |
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Starzinger Intro
10/18/07, 12:37
Did Leiji Matsumoto do the character designs for this one?
And anything with a guy stabbing a giant monster in the face gets an automatic five stars in my book. |
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Battle Royale - Stabbed in the balls
10/18/07, 06:31
You want early-00s dated? Watch the sequel, then you'll learn - and weep until you come out of the experience a reborn man. Stronger, wiser but bereft of innocence. |
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Battle Royale - Stabbed in the balls
10/18/07, 06:30
If only. |
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