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|Latest Version of Tetris (Subs)|
This would normally be a four star video, but +1 for the haters.
|Call of Duty 4: Ragtime Mode!|
Thirded. This is an awesome idea in any case.
|Georgian police storm opposition TV station in Tbilisi|
God damn. Anyone ever watch the documentary "Power Trip?" This plays out like the most depressing follow-up possible to it.
In any case, 5 stars for keeping composure in ways few of us could ever hope to do.
|ChannelReview vs. his ED Haters|
Is it just me or does he have a slight Scandanavian accent?
+2 for Utena music and plaid's incurable beardliness.
-1 for the utter lack of context aside from RAWR ED.
-1 because if he's going to try to be Gendo Ikari, then he should at least put his hands to his mouth.
In all, three stars.
|Goodbye Uncle Tom - Desperate Plantation Wives|
5 stars for stunningly shot and morally ambiguous Italian movies.
|Fist of the North Star: Ken vs Road Warriors Rejects|
This one gal (from ZOMG JAPAN) I was seeing for a while once had a shockingly deep recollection of the TV version of this cartoon. She educated me about the various techniques and histories of the characters and remembered the lyrics to that YOU WA SHOCK!!!! theme song.
In summary, Kung-Fu Jesus' Japanese voice is a thing of beauty.
|Kidz Bop 12 Behind the Scenes Makes Me Mad!|
5 stars for The Man from Another Place tag
|Siskel & Ebert on The Critic|
Because The Critic actually takes every once in a while to create characters that can are at least moderately relatable.
+10 stars for some of the show's best moments. R.I.P. Gene Siskel and Ebert's voice.
|Treehouse of Horror: The Day the Earth Looked Stupid|
The ham-fisted and unsubtle ending almost killed it for me.
But I can't give Maurice LaMarche less than four stars. Foley guy too.
|Zorro - Generation Z promo|
I swear to god the intros for these low-end cartoons are crafted just by throwing in a few clips into Windows Movie Maker's auto fucnction and letting it do the editing.
|10 Commandments Animated Movie Trailer|
The guy who posted this on Youtube was a modeler. His comments on it are awesome and genuinely informative on the realities behind crappy movies.
Also: can any confirm/deny that this thing was actually done on 3D movie maker?
|Suicide Circle - Genesis Song|
Five starred for the sheer nightmares this thing will cause me.
And whoever said that the train jump scene was the highlight of the movie can go to hell.
|The One that Fits Inside the Bathtub|
You wouldn't mind if I picked your brain sometime, would you? oneiro at gmail dot com sir.
And yes, I understand that there's some nice, reel-worthy DPing going on here. Certainly 100 times better than I could ever dream of doing, but like baleen said, ultimately a film is (and honestly, should be) judged by people on its merits as a whole.
|Half-Life 2: Portal|
Hence: cheating with portals.
|A Conservative Atheist takes on Islam.|
I keep expecting that camera to dolly backwards and reveal his droogs along with some naked mannequins.
|The One that Fits Inside the Bathtub|
I'm a film major. I've made plenty of shorts. While some self-indulgence in any student film is a given and even kind of encouraged, this is the sort of shit that gets you laughed at. Even by your own crew.
It also leads to you alienating people as you go on in your studies.
The thing that scares me is that this gal had quite a crew up her sleeve, whereas anyone else's self-indulgent projects. The key to it that your typical professional will usually tell you is to make it into something that other people might enjoy seeing.
This fails at that. This fails like that short film on "pain" someone did. Fails like that one-take "short" about guys playing cards to shitty music. It's not even interestingly bad like that fucking Wonder Woman thing someone gave to us.
YES I AM FAGGING OUT LET ME ENJOY MY LIFE PLEASEEEEE
|Sonic the Hedgehog says: Slow people are special|
Shit like this pissed me off as a kid.
You see, I always wanted to put the quicksand survival skills that Bill Nye, Sonic and countless hours of Mario taught me, BUT THERE WAS NEVER ANY FUCKING QUICKSAND AROUND.
Christ, it was like being offered a chocolate bunny, only to see that the inside is hollow. And melting.
|Return To Zork: 'Want Some Rye?'|
FUCK YOU FOR READING MY MIND!
I was planning on submitting some Zork stuff and here you go.
I could never get past the spider that I think leads you to Flood Control Dam 5. Anyone else ever figure it out?
|X-Com: UFO Defense intro|
I've noticed many a Doom sound in this as well as other games and shows, mostly movies.
Namely, I remember an Imp growl in the short-lived "Invasion: America" s well as the door-opening sound in the remastered Gundam movies.
|Sesame Street - James Earl Jones counts to 10|
Alas, Jones' David Lynch marathon the night before had some unforeseen consequences...