|Unmerciful Crushing Force|
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|Asian Burger King Ad|
Movie over Japan, here comes Korea!
|The ORIGINAL Tootsie Pop ad|
What the fuck. This completely blows my mind.
It's like having grown up watching the Love Conquers All version of Brazil then finding out that the real thing is a completely different movie.
I recently saw a 15 second version that cuts out even Mr. Turtle. It depressed the ever-living hell out of me.
|Courage the Cowardly Dog - Freaky Fred|
So does CN show anything good anymore? I've been out of touch but the last time I checked they actually started airing Jack Black movies, which makes baby Jesus cry.
|Minesweeper: The Movie|
I'M HERE BECAUSE I'M BORED!
|Less Gun Control|
"At first you might think I'm out of my fuckin' mind... I'm a libertarian"
"Out of my fuckin' mind."
|Raiders of the Lost Arcade (Futurama)|
No words can add to just how brilliant this is.
|The Magic of Photoshop|
The lighting was a nice touch. Although the hair was just a smidge gratuitous.
|Opening Sequence from Mah Nakorn (Citizen Dog)|
Is that a ladyboy on the front far left on the bus?
|Mah Nakorn (Citizen Dog)- Trailer|
I didn't care much for Amelie but I loved this movie. It's just crazier and has a soundtrack that's a thousand times more awesome.
|Anti-Anime TV (Episode One)|
This is a fight against Caminante?
|The Italian Stallion|
Well, aside from that rather snide Playboy excerpt, this is actually pretty classy.
And yes, much of the actual hardcore material was cut for this re-release. Cie la vie.
|Process Enacted: by Jordan C Greenhalgh|
I'm just going to shoot myself now.
|Wonder Woman student filim|
My Pink Floyd fanaticism doesn't permit me to give this a bad rating.
But boy, this is just bad..playing a "montage" with no real cutting, using the worst possible transitions in the book. It's like the director just went "Okay, I like this song, so I'll let it play even though I have no real good exciting footage to go along with it for so long. EYE OF THE TIGER!"
Also bad: putting pretentious titles at the beginning in a hideous font and not following through in any way, shape or form. Oh well, at least it's probably better than ANTI-BUSH SCREED #4849 on the University TV station.
I apologize for being a film fag with these things but I study this shit enough to get the rights to bitch every once in a while.
|Dexter's Lab - Mock 5|
EXCELLENT HAHA EXCELLENT became an unfortunate part of my vocabulary after seeing this.
This is probably the best of all the Turkish rip-off movies. That girl's creepy smile is legitmately creepy, I'd have to say!
I'd kill to see what the story behind super-sized Pazuzu in the beginning is all about though.
|The Jabberjaw plate collection|
I still get a kick of how Cartoon Network can still poke fun at how utterly forgettable most of the Hannah Barbara characters are.
|I am ASTAR. A robot.|
What era was this aired in? I'm going to assume the 80s... man do I ever miss practical special effects.
|Addams Family pinball promo|
Jurassic Park is my select bringer of the warm fuzzies.
But really, just about any pinball machine might as well have a giant "PLAY ME" sign in my case.
|Anigao girl / teddy bear shoot out|
And die. Don't forget die.
-1 for Eva music.
|Japanese costumes game show|
My mind. It has been bent.