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|Duke Nukem Forever - Wall Breasts|
Well im not ashamed to say that im a massive Duketard, but "The Hive" still left me with a pretty bad taste in my mouth because of the sadistic imagery.
Still, i think the problem isnt misoginy (Duke is an even bigger asshole to his male friend at the end of the game) but more that they took a character like Duke who is very, VERY cartoony and simple and put him in a scenario
that certainly is not a laughing matter (rape) and expected him to work in it.
It would be completely out of character for Duke to just drop to his knees and cry at the sight of the bondaged twins a´la Dom in Gears of war.
Still they couldnt have him just mockingly laugh at them like an asshole, so they had him adopt a third stance : "the twins are already infected and thats sad, but fuck it, what can you do? Let them die and then lets go kill the queen to honor their memory"
Incredibly stupid and tactless way to infuse some more DUKE LIKE EDGINESS!1 into the game but thankfully it was only present in that small part of that particular level.
Apart from that i enjoyed this game a lot, but i honestly think Gearbox should have spent more time on actually making a good game rather than trying to break the DNF curse. They cut out 15 single player levels that they are going to give us as DLC in the future. I would gladly have seen this game get a holiday release with all they levels intact. Team Dukematch and playing Pinball in the Stripclub is the most fun im having with this game right now.
|Give us your cash, B--ch!|
What the fuck did i just watch?
|Fist of the North Star 2 Opening Sequence|
Yeah i agree, the Oslo Peace Accords were a pile of shit.
|Backyard BB Gun Hunter|
|Thor: Bootleg Version|
I dont remember reading anything in the Poetic Edda about Lokis love of spontaneous combustion.
|Steven Seagal - Dance|
"EwouhweouhwaLOOK INTO MY EYESehwouhwah"
This sounds like if a special needs class covered Dahlsims theme song from Street Fighter II
|The Governator - animated trailer|
They actually STILL make shows in that horrendous "American Anime" style? God almighty.
|Flying Muay Thai punch|
Yes but a real Superman Punch should be executed off a front kick feint, not three seconds of flexing and a tard charge.
|（Genki Sudo） 「WORLD ORDER」の'BOY MEETS GIRL'フル|
Impress me with your beer drinking skills, robot.
|Útlaginn - The Spear Throw|
If you can ignore the silliness of this particular scene, this is actually an awesome movie. Its to bad that there were so few Viking movies made in that Samurai/Western vibe instead of the typical swashbuckling one. The Raven trilogy (When the Raven flies, In the shadow of the Raven, The White Viking) is awesome too.
|Duke Nukem Forever (2011) trailer|
Try to look me in the eyes and tell me that you will not buy the shit out of this.
That's right you cant.
|Soulja Boy Anime Diss|
Why is this guy even pissed? I read the Soulja lyrics and couldnt even decide if they were pro or anti Anime, because it was to unintelligible to even read.
|Aaron Banks and Bruce Lee: Superbuddies|
Dupe: http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=44523 Still five though, because this is just as mind-blowing every time i watch it.
|OMG Marvel made Thor a scary black guy!|
Dont they know that the Asa gods were really Indians?
|Anthony Pettis lands the best kick ever|
I did not think i would ever see anyone pull of an authentic Triangle jump in real life, let alone in a cage fight.
|Megaman 8-bit Deathmatch|
|Darkstalkers 3 - Jedah's ending|
They were actually planning on making a fourth installment called "Vampire Ace", but in the last minute Capcom decided that OMG AZ IF PEOPLE WOULD WANNA PLAY THAT LOL, LETS MAKE RESIDENT EVIL XIXIXIVIXIV INSTEAD! A decision most likely made by the geniuses who brought us Final Fight: Streetwise.
|Darkstalkers 3 - Jedah's ending|
As ridiculously over-sexualized and fanservicy as the Darkstalkers series was, you cant deny that Darkstalkers 3 was one of the most technical, crazy and fun fighting games of all time. What other games have a characters that can walk trough the edges of the screen Super Mario style and deattach his own legs to kick your ass with them?
|Blades of Steel (Arcade) - Fight!|
My favorite part is the limp-wristed "Aah, COME ON!" like he is trying to de-escalate the entire situation.
|Children sumo wrestling against a professional|
Any sport that has Beer as a required part of the athletes diet, is badass in my book.