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|Pickle Sorting Machine|
A man arrives home and tells his wife that he was just fired from his job at the pickle factory.
"what happened?" she asks
"They caught me having sex with the pickle sorter." He replies.
"Oh. Well, what are they going to do with the pickle sorter?" asks his wife.
The man thinks about it for a second and replies
"I don't know for sure, but I imagine they're going to fire her too."
Seriously. Someone seriously made 10 of these things. This is the shortest one too, some of them get past the half hour mark. They made little custom sprites with special animations too. Then they sat down and read the whole thing out loud into their computer. This is someone's magnum opus. Also, it's not great.
|Adventure Time: Puhoy|
I'll just add this link in case the video isn't showing up for you http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xyul9u_puhoy_shortfilms
|Awful CGI Cinderella Movie|
I suspect the working title was Cindeerella, and most of the movie just wrote itself after that.
|Folgers Christmas Commercial: 'Real Coffee'|
Okay, so the mom wakes up because she smells something, it's coffee right? But, that pot was full when he got there. The sister states that she waited up all night for him, so that pot has probably been on the brew for hours. I can't even say that the act of that dude pouring a pot of coffee releases the aroma from a theoretical smell dampening super urn, because whatever the act of mom smelling takes place before he pours a cup of coffee. Mom obviously has some kind of Wolverine like enhanced sense of smell, and is awakened by the burst of pheromones that hotboxes that room once those two meet up. Those two of course referring to the brother and his coffee.
|Meet the Pyro|
|Kinect Star Wars - Empire Today|
Then you'll have to get corrective dental surgery in half a fortnight.
|Gilligan's Island Home Movies|
All these people, with the exceptions of Russell Johnson, Dawn Wells, and Tina Louise, are dead now.
Don't hate the player...
|GameCenter CX ep 37 - Street Fighter II|
I'm just going to be a jerk and point out that "yoga flame" has been an unlinked tag for far too long.
|Santorum answers gay soldier's DADT question from the most recent GOP debate|
"We would move forward in conformity with what has happened in the past."
|Final Combat's Meet the Fatman Video|
The sniper always seemed more like Robert Muldoon than Crocodile Dundee to me. Maybe it's just the hat.
|Judge Judy: Incredibly Stupid Defendant Loses Case|
Hay guys I think I found a business plan.
My MAAAAAAANWIIIIIIIIIICH, recipes!
|Seinfeld - The Jerk Store|
I'm still out of shrimp.
|Mass Effect - Gay Romances (cut)|
Was anybody else disappointed that part 2 didn't feature Wrex?
|Rebok Boob Commercial|
Was I the only one who was expecting a talking butt? If not, please respond with the celebrity you where expecting the butt to sound like.