cognitivedissonance
| |
| Previous Next 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 |
| Comments |
MST3K - Crow T. Robot's Bram Stoker's 'The Civil War'
11/21/11, 03:44 Kisses much sweeter than wiiiiiiiiiiiiine |
 |
Interview with Captain Ray Lewis
11/20/11, 05:35 Imagine the squealing and begging for mercy had he been a Coastie instead. |
 |
Pushy Pops!
11/20/11, 04:18 I'd say these pops need to learn a few things about interpersonal communication protocol and develop the virtue of patience. They're just a little too pushy for me and mine. |
 |
Bank of America helps neighborhoods in Brooklyn
11/20/11, 04:02 Apparently you've never gotten me drunk/high and heard my rant about the similarities between Adolf Hitler and Walt Disney. Get me plastered and I'll also inform you that Walt Disney's rise to entertainment powerhouse coincided with his decision to leverage "Snow White" with Bank of America, giving them a majority share in the company as well as editorial fiat at a later date.
This is kind of my subject of expertise. |
 |
The Tick-The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight
11/19/11, 17:45 Yeah, you ARE Arthur. |
 |
Rifftrax - Boy in the Plastic Bubble ending
11/19/11, 17:26 They're free to be saltier. They can drop an F bomb now, which suspends the innocent charm that the old show had.
I'm not complaining, our culture still needs this sort of thing. |
 |
The Tick-The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight
11/19/11, 17:22 Stopheles, tell your story about how you were the first choice for Arthur and turned it down to follow up on your rap career. |
 |
Rifftrax - Boy in the Plastic Bubble ending
11/19/11, 05:45 Paul Williams... the guy you get when John Denver is too vulgar. |
 |
Lovely Owl
11/18/11, 17:37 It's all fun and games until you wind up with what is essentially a flying terrier that shits whole mice. |
 |
Word of Power Gained - Cheese, Summon Cheese
11/18/11, 03:14 If Dwarf Fortress had graphics, it would look like this. |
 |
Foreskin Man, Issue 2
11/18/11, 01:10 In this particular issue (there's 3), Foreskin Man saves a baby from MONSTER MOHEL, and discovers that the father is just going to have the baby circumsized the first chance he gets anyway, so Foreskin Man KIDNAPS THE BABY, delivers it to the "Intactivist Underground", led by a character that looks uncannily like Howard Stern, and the child is ferried away to another country.
He has a Foreskin Cave, which is hidden immediately underneath the "Museum of Genital Integrity". I can't imagine why he even bothers with the pretense of a secret identity, because how many other people could conceivably be "Foreskin Man" other than the owner of the Museum of Genital Integrity?
|
 |
Occupy Seattle - Aftermath of Pregnant Woman, Others Mass Pepper Sprayed
11/17/11, 19:52 Who are you again, Longshot? Oh, why hello there, Craiglist-hired anti-dissident internet poster! Hope you're paid well for the betrayal. |
 |
Jose Peppers Espinaca Commercial
11/17/11, 18:11 We still have restaurants that advertise with a caricature Mexican bandito with a Fu-Manchu mustache and a bandalier?
I'd rather spend my money at Mister Ching-Chong's Old Time American-Chinese Cuisine And Feng Shui Consultation Service/Opium Den. |
 |
More Horrendous Bobbit Worm Footage
11/17/11, 03:22 My army of trained crabs is of no use to me now. |
 |
Adventure Time - No One Can Hear You
11/16/11, 17:28 "OH MY GLOB!" |
 |
First Teleportation Device
11/16/11, 17:00 Fire: Invented to impress women and force them to cook for you
The Wheel: Invented to pick up women at adjacent caves
The Light Bulb: Invented to see women better in the dark |
 |
Lambeth Walk: Nazi Style - by Charles A. Ridley (1941)
11/16/11, 16:55 Wikipedia says that when Joseph Goebbels saw this, he burst into a profanity fit and threw things at the projectionist. |
 |
The Price of Pleasure - Noam Chomsky on Pornography
11/16/11, 06:07 I no longer need pornography, I jerk it to Cena's posts. |
 |
If Atheist ruled America
11/16/11, 03:33 He so atheist that it actually comes off as a detriment, because he doesn't understand that arguing for something is not the same as arguing for something successfully.
I'm pretty sure that's why Murdoch keeps him around, he's SUCH a strawman. |
 |
Армейский Tecktonik
11/15/11, 17:31 POOR LITTLE RUSSIA! THEY HAVEN'T ANY MONEY! |
 |