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Fox and Friends, with special guest Thomas Jefferson
03/09/13, 17:10
"YOU LET TEXAS IN?!!! I specifically TOLD YOU that would be a mistake." |
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Fox and Friends, with special guest Thomas Jefferson
03/09/13, 17:09
I once walked into a restaurant where Fox News was on the TVs. I calmly and politely just walked up and turned them off.
The manager told me to leave. |
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Quentin Tarantino Tries to Act Black on BET
03/09/13, 17:06
Well, at least he could've directed "The Avengers". |
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The Avengers - Hulk vs Loki
03/08/13, 17:30
If it helps, you've probably spent your lifetime developing your soul from the American consumer larval form it was born with, and most people, especially people who like this movie, probably still have. |
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North Korea Threatens to Nuke DC
03/08/13, 17:21
I'M NOT PAYING TAXES FOR BUTLERS AND SECRETARIES |
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North Korea Threatens to Nuke DC
03/08/13, 02:33
Nobody would really complain much if they actually did. Some would consider it a blessing. |
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Neil deGrasse Tyson: Has the Future Arrived?
03/07/13, 17:21
While it's nice to have goals, we have too many actual problems that won't be solved here on Earth until we reinstate the guillotine.
Maybe it'll be some sort of awesomely futuristic mega-guillotine that transforms into a robot that fights crime, but the problem will be actually getting the political will to do what clearly needs to be done. |
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Paul Bearer and the Undertaker cut a promo for Royal Rumble 1992
03/07/13, 16:41
It always seemed to me like Paul Bearer's character was a particularly odd Miltonian vision of God, far less charismatic and much wimpier than The Undertaker, who was Satan. |
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Paul Bearer and the Undertaker cut a promo for Royal Rumble 1992
03/07/13, 16:40
By order of Her Royal Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, this Royal Rumble is hereby declared open! |
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Pat Robertson Makes You A Millionaire
03/07/13, 04:12
So does this "instant" involve Youtube and reruns? Or does it have to be the instant he says it? |
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Pat Robertson Makes You A Millionaire
03/06/13, 19:16
Yeah, me too. KJV-Only Baptist. The craziest kind. Even THEY had issues with this level of Laodiceanism. |
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Ulillillia - Final Fantasy 12 - final near-perfect HP and MP powerleveling results
03/06/13, 05:56
Was the monster carrying a tanned hide or did the monster explode into ready-tanned hide?
Like how pigs explode into jerky in WoW. |
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How Vanna White organizes her yarn
03/06/13, 03:37
I was a journeyman picture framer for several years, moving around whenever I needed to. Getting into a good shop was hard, so I'd take whatever worked, and usually that meant Michael's or Joann's.
I am the proud winner of the Vanna White Yarn Sales Sweepstakes. I got a coffee cup, a gift certificate for $500 at Michael's and the option to have my name printed in a magazine. I opted out of that one. OH and I got an iPod the next year. |
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Ulillillia - Final Fantasy 12 - final near-perfect HP and MP powerleveling results
03/05/13, 19:21
I care more about U-dawg than most people I know. |
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Simpsons Cat Lady Origin Story
03/05/13, 14:19
All punchline characters must now have a backstory, and they must all be portrayed by Tess MacNeille, because she has photos of James L. Brooks blowing himself on top of a pile of money and the reciepts for white slaves. |
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Boom (1968, full movie)
03/05/13, 12:34
"SHIT ON YOUR MOTHER!"
Greatest line in anything, ever. |
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NMA: Pope Benedict XVI resignation
03/04/13, 22:29
The bear. |
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Shaker Bot: The Manhattan making bot
03/04/13, 17:21
I'm sad it's not an actual Shaker Bot, rejecting episcopal hierarchy in favor of the presbytery, demanding absolute sexual abstention, making really well crafted furniture, and refusing to allow any new Shaker Bots to be made and therefore dying out. |
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Jay & Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie
03/04/13, 06:58
Mewes is a Scientologist. You know EXACTLY where it went... across the bridge to OT 7. |
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After Porn Ends
03/03/13, 05:52
The solution is nationalized pornography. |
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