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Bump in the Night
03/19/10, 04:25 This opening seems awkwardly long nowadays. |
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America, Now - Topic: Status
03/19/10, 03:34 Happily descended from the greatest Senator of all time.
Seriously, Preston Brooks was my great-great-great-great-something-great grandpappy. |
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Dan Savage on blowjobs
03/19/10, 03:32 I've always thought he should change his name to "Weiner" and see what Michael Savage does. |
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World's Worst St. Patrick's Day Singalong
03/18/10, 04:59 I need to follow this up with "My Lovely Horse". |
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Tebaggers mock Parkinsons' victim
03/17/10, 22:25 That's an admission of their own tactics, and it's going to get them in trouble eventually.
Beck, for instance, has figured out that as long as you cry before spouting nonsense, nobody is going to argue with you because only really sincere assholes argue with somebody who is still wiping tears.
Guess which party makes being a "really sincere asshole" a party plank. |
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The Making Of 'Street Fighter'
03/17/10, 18:45 The Hollywood legend is that he went into this knowing he was terminally ill, and let his grandkids pick from the scripts he had been sent. His grandkids, being young, dumb and American, went with "Street Fighter".
This legend also explains his enormous willingness to give it his ALL here. |
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Exodus of Zelda
03/16/10, 03:43 It's just like Miyamoto to add on three new dungeons to an existing game and act like it's something new. |
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Wolf Quest - The Game
03/16/10, 03:34 Midna is not pleased. |
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Five Disks of Death
03/16/10, 03:30 When I was 12, this was the funniest thing on television, hands down.
John Keister is one of the few people who is actually SHORTER on television. He's like 6'5'' or something. |
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Alice in Wonderland (2010): The Fudderwacken
03/16/10, 03:02 5 big, black, beautiful EVIL stars.
The Tim Burton/Helena Bonham Carter/Johnny Depp menage a trois situation is one of those glorious, transcendent, "bodies dragged for miles in bloody 19 car pile-up", awe-inspiring, stand-up-and-shout-amen OBSCENITIES AGAINST ALL THINGS TASTEFUL AND PURE.
And THIS is the "evil" in Portal of Evil that I love. |
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Chef Boyardee- Rolling Can
03/15/10, 02:39 Bongo:
Chef Boyardee is sort of a down-market, not-highly-respected brand that markets to latchkey kids and oblivious recluses like Chris-Chan, and is a continuous source of derision from nutrition experts and self-proclaimed cultural highbrows alike. The British equivalent would be Pot Noodles.
That the real Chef Boiardi was apparently a very GOOD and respectable chef is sort of the sad irony, and it was satired in "Ratatouille".
That Chef Boiardi was a real dude, and not made up like Betty Crocker or Aunt Jemima, is even stranger. |
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For the Record - God-given Rights
03/13/10, 18:34 They idolize Thomas Paine... which won't last long until they get to his part about being an actual atheist in a pond full of deists. |
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Survival Seed Bank
03/13/10, 06:54 Remember, Cain killed Abel, not the other way around. |
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'Whew!': The Gauntlet of Villains.
03/12/10, 18:32 Wikipedia informs us that the theme song was written by ALAN THICKE. |
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FDR-Communist Dictator; Joe McCarthy-Shining Hero
03/12/10, 18:22 This is the prophet with itching ears we deserve, sadly. |
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'Whew!': The Gauntlet of Villains.
03/12/10, 10:28 Holy shit, it's my dad! |
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Coy bro says he has cancer cure without sayin' it.
03/11/10, 18:01 No, not by raw food standards. Application of heat is the thing to be avoided. |
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Talespin intro
03/11/10, 17:55 You know, I watched the fuck out of this, and I never developed a fursona. What happened? |
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Rob Liefeld Video Q & A
03/11/10, 02:48 I wonder if he'll sell his meth teeth on eBay. |
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Living in the 90s (1995)
03/10/10, 19:07 There's only one thing left to say.... "OOOOOOOOOOH YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE!" |
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