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|Jack Handey - A Scarier Skeleton|
Even when Jack Handey is funny, he's not.
|ISR baby surviving drowning|
I want a regular baby, not some freakily-precocious-in-water ISR baby.
|Breaking Bad: Ambush (SPOILERS)|
Obviously any fan of any show will say this about any scene but, as brilliantly conceived and executed as this scene is, SO much of the tension in this sequence derives from how beautifully they build up to it. Hank has been dealing with his own on-the-job fear and anxiety--rational? irrational?--for a full season and a half now. This moment--which arrives only after he's finally been debadged and disarmed--is the ultimate realization of what he's been dreading all this time.
We've seen how this moment came to pass but for Hank, in that car, it feels like a nightmare come to life...and we experience that through him. The tension is not just in the sequence itself...so if you haven't been watching the series and go "meh" when you see this then actually WATCH the show or STFU.
|Raw Video: Dying Man Ignored on N.Y. Sidewalk|
Blow it out yer ass!
|iBex scratches own ass with horn|
I can only imagine how good that feels!
|Shaye St. John: SKIN TAPE|
This is truly sad news.
|Hot Chip- I Feel Better|
Yes. I'm gay and listen to all kinds of literally gay music written and performed by actually gay artists but this song is too gay even for my very gay ears.
Seems like they try to address the creepy-queer aspect of the vocals by having the singer come out as some unnerving Mr. Burns specter. Still, doesn't make me want to ever hear the song again.
|The Taco Bell Diet|
She is literally shrouded by beach grass and weeds in the "After" pic. What are you hiding Taco Bell?
|Dogs at 1000fps|
Cool, but the thing it's ripping off was creepier, more original, and wasn't made to sell dog food:
|Mass Effect - Gay Romances (cut)|
|Wolf Spider Covered in Infants|
|Rotund Christian sets his world view to the tune of Billy Joel's 'We Didn't Start The Fire'|
"We didn't soil the Huggies...they were always stinking since this guy's butt's been shitting."
I'm proud of this.
|Homophobic christian whines about getting fired|
Very nifty spin on a familiar insult, Xenocide. Stars for you.
|The Making of Breaking Bad|
A million stars for the series itself. But isn't this kind of a pretty generic making of clip unworthy of immortalization? I'll refrain from starring.
|(More of) Pink Lady and Jeff|
I can't help it. Blandly handsome male television personalities from the late 70s/early 80s get me right there.
Jeff Altman is H-O-T.
|The Making of the Crevasse|
Almost -1 star for the stale, Zales' commercial music cue.
|Stephen & Renee Fowler - Wife Swap (Highlights)|
There is nothing worse than Europeans of middling intellect who come to America solely in order to run the "I'm smahht because of my accent" con on clueless Americans--"well, he DOES have an accent!"--for the rest of their (the Europeans) lives.
|Everything is Terrible - Phone Manners|
Her time is so valuable I think she's actually using mustardayonaisse.
|Mel Birnkrant - 'Tina Twinkle'|
| Poop Back and Forth. Forever.|
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