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|God: The Magic Painter|
First I thought God looked like Brian McCann from Late Night With Conan O'Brien. Then, as it went on, the whole damn thing looked like a great Late Night sketch.
|Crawling Neutrophil Chasing a Bacterium|
Your victory will be short-lived, Mr. Phil. Look around you. Ah, now you realize. Those erythrocytes? They're already crenating, Phil.
I'm taking you with me, Phil.
|Mega Man Live Action Movie Trailer|
Row bot is dead. Long live row butt.
|Tom Bosley works out with Debbie Reynolds|
Buy bigger sweatpants, Tom Bosley.
|Drunk man on bus sings Queen|
He's pretty close as far as pitch goes, so he has that going for him at least.
|Estonian parade commercial for I don't know what.|
|Look at the beautiful bride!|
This... this is how the monkey's paw gave her back to me.
|Honda Walking Assist Device Prototype|
One of the potential "issues we encounter during testing:"
With subject wearing the device, a hardware error forces the machine's legs to full extension. The hips would give out first, grinding and popping, but at least you're 5 inches taller.
I'm sure the power these can put out isn't nearly strong enough to do that, but a guy can dream.
|Mike Tyson Interview Compilation|
Interesting subject, annoying execution.
Worst bit: after all the outrageous soundbites in there, the editor ends the video with a "praise be to Allah" montage, like that's what our jaws should be on the floor for.
|Politics of Preschool|
Man, did that last line suck. All timeless and universal, then a jab at a forgotten early 21st century American.
|Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw being interviewed on some Australian culture show|
The first few seconds look like Paul Robertson's stuff. "Unpaid and in relative obscurity?" Damn you, uncaring world!
|The Poetry of Daniel Songer|
Whether you are in earnest or you are in jest
When you take a knee, that's the part I like the best.
That and when you say you're scared of transvestites.
|The New Children, Indigo Children and Crystal Children|
I especially like that the My-Baby-Is-Special genes "have undergone strong natural selection." Not the garden variety natural selection the neighbor's kids got.
Also, the Indigo Child is here! Prepare for temperature drops and a sudden downturn in narrative cohesion!
|Greek and Armenian monk throwdown|
Censers upside the head, sharp-edged communion wafers flying like shuriken - it's a miracle anyone survived.
Pfft. I can erase just as well as him, and that's like half of it.
|Stay Alert, Stay Safe - Bert & Gert|
1990? They exclaimed "Right on!" in 1990? I know it's Canada, but still.
|Score More Points in Nintendo Games|
Watch for at least the first two and a half minutes. All stars are for those ads, especially the goalie at 1:17.
|Who did you vote for?|
At least he voted the right way in the end.
|'Star Wars' An a capella tribute to John Williams|
Let's get in line to watch episode 3? Let me know how that went for you, guy. Other than that, it's cute and dodges retreading Bill Murray's "Staaaar Waaaars, Nothing but Staaaar Waaars" stuff.
|PICK UP YOUR TOYS|
Fruit E Bars are the aggressor now, but the future will belong to Fruity Oaty Bars.