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Segway P.U.M.A.
04/08/09, 20:08 Let's play Daleks!
Extermination or plumbing, extermination or plumbing...? |
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OBLOY SYNDROME: 'Bluh Bleh' (Bone Gunner)
04/05/09, 12:03 Too much PCP. |
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Help! 911! I'm locked in my car!
04/04/09, 18:52 Ah, if only she had been too dumb to use her phone and died of heat prostration in her car. How can you reach an age at which you can drive but haven't figured out a car door lock? That's why they invented child locks, EVEN A CHILD CAN DO IT. |
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Dell Support Call
04/02/09, 16:19 That plus the "You're not being very helpful!" after the guy helped him, despite the relentless tirade of verbal abuse... Classic. |
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Cerebral Palsy Stutter
04/02/09, 16:12 I'm a bad person. I laughed at the end. Couldn't help it. But my friend, that's another story. She didn't laugh.
"I typically do find lots of stuff funny, and what almost made me lose it was the thought that they were going to relate this to medical marijuana somehow, like oh, the hippys have now harnessed the power of retardos for the cause? that is amusing.
ok yea I'm worse person than anyone that just laughed at the way she spoke." |
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Snapping Turtle vs. Flying Rat
04/02/09, 15:58 The YouTube title ("Turtle Eating Pigeon!") really makes me want to see a pigeon swoop down and take off with a snapping turtle now. |
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Wonder Woman isn't even trying.
04/02/09, 15:55 Dear Hanna-Barbera, please bring back the Superfriends. We've already got scripts for the new first season. By "scripts" I mean it in the traditional Superfriends sense, a sentence scribbled on a bar napkin. |
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Meet the Most Psychotic Frog Youll Ever See
04/02/09, 14:09 ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD. |
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Thriller via Mario Paint (composer)
03/29/09, 14:20 -1 for no kitty. |
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Suntory Protein Water commercial
03/27/09, 09:48 Since when has jizz not been potable? I've made girls drink it for years now. |
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Skip It!
03/26/09, 02:27 I had one of those as a kid, and my goth babysitter showed me how to tape construction paper and pipe cleaners to it to make it into a spider.
THIS COMMENT IS IRRELEVANT. |
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Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's Most Alienating Airport
03/26/09, 02:10 Thank you for flying Dimensionally Transcendental Air. |
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Montana's Domestic Violence PSA
03/25/09, 15:36 He'll be eating the tossed salad. As for the hotdogs, well... |
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Married to the Eiffel Tower - Objectum Sexuals
03/23/09, 10:20 Aspy chick cries like Muttley. |
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Married to the Eiffel Tower - Objectum Sexuals
03/23/09, 10:00 Hopefully it happens at the top of a tall building, and they cannot bear the cheating heart of said building and plummet together to their deaths. |
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Xoxak Gunbird 2 Review
03/23/09, 03:04 Laaay-zers. |
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Ultrasound Billboard Ad
03/20/09, 03:49 I'm suddenly dying for a Mokie Coke. |
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Turkish guy has tumor on his head
03/19/09, 23:21 He tends to things while the Master is away. |
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How to grill steak without a grill
03/19/09, 00:08 He must be able to eat raw sewage by now without getting sick from simply eating the food he cooks in his "kitchen." |
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Cat fears and respects the snowfall
03/18/09, 23:51 Thank you. This needed that. |
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