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Traffic Sign Changed to warn of imminent Nazi Zombie Apocalypse
01/31/09, 21:22
They were pretty determined to hack? What are the chances it was set to the default DOT password?
I'm guessing by "more difficult in the future", they mean that in 8 months they'll change the default password to something that's available on the internet two minutes later. |
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Sexy Asian Girl in Inflatable Latex Blueberry Suit
01/31/09, 19:33
This is what I get for Googling my answers instead of simply checking the book. I bear the cross of shame.
I still want that Von Trapp video though. The closest I've found on PornTube so far is Vincent Price installing heating ducts, and that's not doing it for me anymore. |
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Sexy Asian Girl in Inflatable Latex Blueberry Suit
01/31/09, 17:46
Finally, my Asian/Veronica Salt fetish is satisfied. Thanks Internet!
Now please submit one where Captain Von Trapp is humiliatingly forced to improperly install ceiling fans. Ooh yeah... |
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Cobert Report: Rod Blagojevich Is Impeached
01/31/09, 13:55
I like how disappointed they are that Blagojevich was impeached. Sure he's guilty as sin, but he provides for some good entertainment. |
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Superman - Say No to Cigarettes
01/31/09, 13:52
With my X-ray vision, I can see the cancerous tumors growing in people's bodies! Thanks to the X-ray vision I keep exposing them to. So...my bad kids. |
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Damn you, Batman
01/29/09, 23:29
I'm going to murder every last one of yoouuuu... |
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Best of The Question
01/29/09, 17:21
"What do you think of that corporate pre-packaged pop kids like these days?"
Dammit, that was entertaining enough to make me want to watch the show. |
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Ron Paul explains the pitfalls of the Federal Reserve's policy
01/29/09, 15:50
I think he's trying to say that the two areas of law are the same, because both are regulated. In other words, if its a bad idea to outlaw soccer, then its logically a bad idea to outlaw murder.
Then he suggests that members of Congress receive federally distributed shipments of cocaine, which they ingest after placing the substance on each others rear ends. Which is a stupid suggestion. No one wants to do blow off a Congressman's ass. That's what hookers are for. |
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Michael Savage is apoplectic over Joseph Lowery.
01/29/09, 11:24
I'm starring the comments. They pretty much all boil down to:
"Why are black people always picking on white people! They make racially divisive comments about whites, and then call us racist for no good reason! Those hypocritical, crack-smoking white-woman raping, jungle monkeys."
Only of course without the spelling, grammar, or words over two syllables. |
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Westboro Baptist Church protests at the inauguration
01/29/09, 10:11
God hates God. He's such a fattie, and Richard Dawkins keeps making fun of him. |
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Charlie's Freak Out
01/29/09, 00:48
Oh. Shit. |
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Family Feud SNES abuse
01/29/09, 00:43
You know, if they really had to answer like that, it would make this show somewhat interesting. |
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QI - Origin of the word Hello
01/28/09, 22:37
Then again:
"You beast! You beast! You utter, utter beast!" |
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QI - Origin of the word Hello
01/28/09, 22:34
I like how Jimmy Carr is able to easily out-camp Stephen Fry. |
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Barack Obama is a Product of WHAT?!
01/28/09, 18:47
Yeah, but still a dupe |
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Bart the Scientologist
01/28/09, 14:57
Its not like the show is responsible for this. And if you won't watch any show or film with a Scientology cast member, that's going to rule out a lot of shows. |
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Zero Punctuation: Gears of War 2
01/28/09, 14:55
I don't think the mellowing is wholly responsible, but this wasn't very funny. +1 for the last joke.
It is accurate though. Gears is a good game, but I was more excited to play worse games, like Mirror's Edge. Its just too familiar to be exciting. |
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Fable II Careers
01/28/09, 14:14
Please hire this guy for Fable III. Oh, and someone who knows how to write an ending. |
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Bart the Scientologist
01/28/09, 13:51
We need to start leaving those people a message offering them a choice between L Ron Hubbard, or hoverbikes. |
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Bill O'Reilly Denies the Existence of Homeless Veterans
01/28/09, 13:47
I've know people who also don't believe there's such thing as homeless vets, or didn't until they finally met one.
These are often the same people who come out with things like "This is a nice neighborhood, with very few Mexicans in it" or "I shouldn't have to wait in line, I'm in a hurry!" or reading books about how to get wealthy through Christ.
The idea of these people having kids scares me, let alone millions of listeners on TV and radio. |
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