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Onion: Obama Win Causes Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are.
11/06/08, 21:09
Haha, those stupid losers!
*Goes back to check 538.com for the 500th time today* |
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Bill Kristol Calls Fox News to Defend Himself and Sarah Palin
11/06/08, 21:02
I think a group of people puking all over the place is an apt description of Fox and Friends. |
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Bill Kristol Calls Fox News to Defend Himself and Sarah Palin
11/06/08, 19:35
"Its disloyal to John McCain (to criticize Palin). What are these aides doing?"
Remember that Palin aid who was fired for trashing McCain and his campaign and blaming all Palin's mistakes on them just days before the election? Guess which Palin friendly reporter he used to leak the story? In an interview on background?
That's right, its our good friend Bill Kristol! |
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Obama acknowledges Obama, Japan goes wild.
11/06/08, 16:05
We need to import a few of those deep-voiced Japanese announcers for our news programs. We'll trade them for CNN's hologram technology. |
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Democrat Survival Guide
11/06/08, 15:53
Oh no! The Democrats are going to let down Iran and North Korea!
wait... |
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The Sheriff is a'near!
11/06/08, 14:54
In terms of controversy? Sure.
In terms of humor and satire? Doubtful. |
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The Sheriff is a'near!
11/06/08, 10:37
I say that last line to myself every night before I fall asleep. |
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Tongue Tricks
11/06/08, 10:11
The "bathtub" isn't a tongue trick. Boo. Boo I say!
Why yes I am a eunuch, why do you ask? |
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News reporter smells weed at Obama rally
11/06/08, 08:29
He caught his tramp of a daughter with the devil-weed, possibly provided to her by one of her negro friends, and recognized the smell from the people he avoided in the 60s.
I can tell you from experience that both the Century Plaza and political events across California have seen acres and acres of weed. |
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Palin asked about loss.
11/06/08, 03:37
Ah, but he's not stupid, he's just got a good old case of verbal diarrhea.
Its the best of both worlds. We keep the amusingly foolish gaffes, yet lose the candidates that think Africa is a country and can't pronounce 'nuclear'. |
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President-Elect Barack Obama
11/06/08, 03:32
If someone asks if your candidate is a god, you say, "Yes!" |
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Sarah Palin crying
11/06/08, 02:06
According to the Palin camp, a number of the clothes "have gone missing," the promise was to donate her clothes, not those she got for her husband and family, and Sarah Palin never said she'd return the clothes, the McCain camp made that announcement without telling her.
The trick is to assume everything she says is a lie and never think you are setting your expectations too low. |
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Election Confessions: Voters in Training
11/06/08, 02:00
I'm about 90% sure the little kid is joking around. I'm 100% sure the older one isn't, despite being "pro-life/pro-war."
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Sarah Palin not aware Africa a continent
11/05/08, 21:28
The talking point that the economic crisis is why Obama won is baloney. He was leading consistently since the beginning of the year. The GOP convention and Palin provided McCain with a bump, but that was wearing off even without the Couric interview or housing collapse. Although the crisis and the candidates responses certainly cemented his lead.
Oh yeah, and Palin's dumber than a bag of rocks as well as a complete diva. Yet McCain and his staffers were perfectly willing to have her a heartbeat away from the Presidency if it helped them win. |
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Palin asked about loss.
11/05/08, 21:18
Gosh yeah. Sarah
"I voted against the Bridge to Nowhere,
I was exonerated by the Trooper-gate report,
I didn't spend as $150,000 on clothes and it wasn't my idea and I'm giving it back,
I build a non-existant pipeline,
I cut budgets in Alaska,
I supported Sudan divestment in Alaska,
I'm going to release my medical records,
I gave birth to Trig,
I visited Iraq and Ireland,
I've deployed the National Guard overseas,
Alaska produces 20% of our energy reserves,
Obama is a Marxist, friend of terrorists and wants to bankrupt coal,"
Palin is EXACTLY the person we need to add objectivity and truth to the media.
After all, she has a journalism degree and was a sportscaster. So you know, she's an expert on the First Amendment.
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Sarah Palin crying
11/05/08, 18:09
Aw, don't cry lady. At least you got $200,000 worth of designers clothes out of it. Plus you can make a few million more with book and TV deals. And you didn't even have to do any work for it, except for cramming for the VP debate. |
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Zero Punctuation - Dead Space
11/05/08, 14:53
It's my job to be repetitive. My job. My Job! Repetitiveness is my job. |
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Zero Punctuation - Dead Space
11/05/08, 13:55
It wasn't great, but the last few were, so the shark-jumping talk is premature.
Anyway, you'll enjoy Dead Space far more if you think of it as a horror game in the same way that Resident Evil 4 was. Which is to say, not at all. But it is a remarkably fun action game. |
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Obama: Uncle Sam or Uncle Tom?
11/05/08, 12:14
All Presidents are restrained by the power and influence of the elites (which isn't always a bad thing). As the bailout demonstrated, that's not going away.
But remember the last guy was a royal blue-blood from Connecticut whose father was President and whole career was funded by Saudi Oil.
This guy was a community organizer who was raised by poor hardworking grandparents and an educated, open-minded mother, and his career funded by the largest number of small-donors in history.
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President-Elect Barack Obama
11/05/08, 11:19
They were protecting Bush from hippies, who actually believe petitions and 'citizens arrests' can work. Obama's got to worry about the prayer warriors with guns and racist militias. |
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