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Atheists Trying To 'Finish The Job' Of Bringing Down The Twin Towers
04/12/13, 00:33
"We have gone into an age of religious McCathryism, where we are seeking out religion, as a nation, to eradicate it, in very forthright ways."
I agree. In fact I recall religious buildings being burned down by bigots, mass protests against peaceful community centers, laws written to ban the practice of religion and institute a state theology, a mass media attempt to indoctrinate the public into fearing benign religious practices, and the declaration from the highest levels of government that religions were dangerous ideologies that deserved no free speech protection.
Unfortunately for your point, these were Muslims targeted by Christians. |
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Introducing: The Ron Paul Curriculum
04/07/13, 20:56
So it's like Jesus is the hostage being tortured by God when I don't do what he wants. But when I'm forgiven and go to heaven, did that pain never happen, or do I just not suffer consequences for hurting Jesus? Because neither sounds like personal responsibility.
Nah, I'm kidding. I just think the phrase "Christ-like" is vastly overused. The number of people more impressive in their personal deeds and morality than Jesus is too high to count. Whether you assume a historical Jesus, for whom 'love one another' was hardly a brand new message, or the mythical one for whom his main deed is sparing us from his own unjust wrath, by causing more needless suffering. |
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Today Now- 'Spooky Truth' Author K.L. Graves
04/07/13, 05:37
From posts from users like "Bulbasaur69" (with what looks like a furry picture next to it) and "Dumbledore911". |
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PUPCORN
04/05/13, 01:47
A bit too short and sweet. He's already in shot when it starts. |
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Telly Savalas helped by a ghost
04/04/13, 20:47
"He'd always been a cynic about the supernatural, until that night."
...except the witch stuff, because everyone knows that's real. |
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Telly Savalas helped by a ghost
04/04/13, 20:46
"I'll give you a ride"
That was a hilariously delivered line, which since spliced right after his claim of objectivity completely shatters any chance of taking it seriously. |
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ObamaCare Survival Guide commercial
04/04/13, 19:36
The people who want to cut government healthcare keep scaremongering about cuts to government healthcare.
It's things like this that remind me the media is broken. |
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Penn Jillette: Donald Trump is Scrooge McDuck
04/04/13, 15:51
I think that's silly. He's wrong about some stuff in stupid ways sometimes, and I disagree with his politics. But even when I think his argument about global warming being a scam is misguided, he's doing it less offensively and with far less of an impact that countless news figures and elected officials.
I have about the same level of "hatred" for him as I do for Oprah and Dr Oz, when they promote The Secret and homeopathy. Actually Dr Oz is way worse, because he's passing himself off as a doctor and expert, rather than a stage magician with a mute partner. |
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Penn Jillette: Donald Trump is Scrooge McDuck
04/04/13, 15:46
It's not really offensive, it's just not also insightful.
It's basically just calling Trump a clown, like Snookie, only trying to be respectful about it because he knows him personally. Whoopie. |
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Usher Easter Message
04/02/13, 15:15
As in they will be given their names later by Usher. |
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the wounded knee massacre is just a skyrim reference
03/31/13, 16:40
It's a joke by them, and not a funny one. It's not actual confusion. |
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Bryan Fischer: Gay Adoption Is 'A Form Of Child Abuse'
03/30/13, 22:21
I'm looking for a single argument he made against homosexuality that couldn't apply to evangelicals like him, and I can't find one.
Yes, the human body wasn't designed for gay sex, because it wasn't designed. And I'm not sure you want to argue that things which don't result in procreation should be banned, because I'm pretty sure your radio show isn't a turn-on for anyone. |
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MTV Movie Awards: Phantom Menace
03/30/13, 20:25
It's not like the insertion into movie scenes was original even then, but it's still a shockingly lazy job of editing and writing. They don't interact with the other characters at all, that the lines make no sense is their only joke.
Plus, for some reason I can't stand Andy Dick. That reason being that he's shockingly unfunny awful person whose idea of comedy is a lisp. |
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Good news! The anti-gay Harlem shake guys don't actually hate gays.
03/29/13, 16:25
In Jamaica, equality advocates and gay men, women and children have been brutally tortured and murdered by lynch mobs when they dare to speak publicly. The reaction of the elected parliament has been to blame the victims for being gay, rather than stop the violence.
If you actually love all people as Jesus Christ shed his blood for them, then why not actually do it? Why not stand next to that gay woman and try to protect her from the noose at the risk of your own life? Why not demonstrate your opposition to violence by marching against all those who engage in it? Why not put your supposed respect for human life first, and your bigotry second?
But I suppose insulting and judging people while patting yourself on the back for being loving and non-judgmental is much easier and safer. |
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2045: A New Era For Humanity
03/21/13, 20:39
It also inspires great confidence that the people who'll soon invent human-robot interfaces with "all five senses" have no clue how many senses we actually have.
If these people could even provide a working definition of evolution or nanotechnology, I'd be shocked. It's basically just magic to them. |
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2045: A New Era For Humanity
03/21/13, 20:38
2012: We open a social networking webpage
2013: All the scientists and wealthy investors on our webpage fund massive research projects.
2015: We all have flying cars and robot butlers, no more manual labor.
2020: Avatar becomes non-fiction
2035: Immortality.
What a sterling example of the parasitic non-productive management bullshit that ruining civilization.
"I know how to solve all the worlds problems! I'll just open a website asking people to devote their time, effort and money to solving these problems, and then they'll just do that. Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?" |
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Tea Party Patroits: A Movement on Fire
03/15/13, 18:37
It's like the Hunger Games, except instead of rebelling against a government for starving the poor, they're rebelling against a government for feeding them. |
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Tea Party Patroits: A Movement on Fire
03/15/13, 15:23
God, America was so great until that uppity negro invented taxes. |
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Nation's 24 Middle Class Citizens Glad To Hear Obama Looking Out For Them.
03/08/13, 21:06
I don't get why the Sony Scent story was a joke or parody. If it doesn't already exist, it will soon. |
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Obama Issues Presidential Pardon To Get Biden Out Of Jail For Third Time This Year
03/08/13, 01:29
The Onion has some brilliant headlines, and some brilliant video sketches.
This and the other clips linked on the page, are examples of them simply reading the headline in a video, with zero comedy added beyond a original sentence and a picture. I'm sure there's some money to be made, but it only reduces a one second joke. |
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