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Don't Talk - Angry Voicemail (Uncensored)
06/06/11, 18:23
"I was just using my PHOOOONE as a flashlight to get to my seat"
-5 seconds later-
"In USA United States of America you are free to text in a theater. I was not aware I couldn't text in your theater."
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Happy Atheist Father's Day
06/06/11, 16:04
It's true that some religious people consider denial of physical evidence a necessary part of their faith, and they believe their creator has been around forever without any initial cause. But that atheist wearing sunglasses could have tried explaining logic and reasoning to the dribbling strawman fundamentalist, instead of just mocking him.
Wait, back-up. That wasn't supposed to be the atheist?
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Skeletor being Skeletor
06/05/11, 17:26
I'll take your word on that. |
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Dan Aykroyd talks with Larry King about aliens
06/05/11, 17:20
This. |
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2011 Gathering Of The Juggalos Infomercial
06/05/11, 11:02
Suddenly the anal probing and cow mutilations make sense.
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Arkansas Parents Horrified as Students Express Opinon In Yearbook
06/04/11, 22:16
I think it's reasonable not to permit Godwining in a Middle School Yearbook. What's so ridiculous about the story then?
*newsreaders engage in overwrought, conspiracy-theory outrage*
Ah. Gotcha.
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Live Onstage Dutch Child Molestation
06/04/11, 14:26
While knowing its a comic act mitigates it slightly, I can unequivocally state that if I saw Conan O'Brien molesting a child, I would not piss myself laughing.
And as a gibberish language speaking foreigner can I just say that accusing people who react in disgust to an act deliberately meant to invoke disgust for comic effect, of bigotry makes you look like a reactionary idiot.
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Saints Row 3 'Strap It On' trailer
06/03/11, 20:45
And if they weren't before, a Cheshire-car that fires hooker-nurses out of a cannon would certainly do it.
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Saints Row 3 'Strap It On' trailer
06/03/11, 20:43
I meant, 'Never mind, my worries have been abated.' I suppose that could have been clearer.
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Saints Row 3 'Strap It On' trailer
06/03/11, 20:17
Trailer Starts - "Gee, I hope they remember from SR2 to go for over-the-top fun, rather than taking the thug-life theme seriously."
2:15 - "Never mind."
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Portal 2 - Ghost Story
06/03/11, 19:12
"I dunno, there's weird stuff out there, isn't there? I mean like, what if, right, the new robots had bits left over from the old robots, like their batteries and stuff, and that was the part that had rememberinged what happened? That's why I wouldn't want my optics going to someone else. What if I'm in android heaven or whatever, and I'm still seeing what another robot is seeing."
- Personality Core shaped like a fucking orange
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GMod Griefing: The Boy in the Invisible Cage
06/03/11, 19:00
Either he needs therapy, or this is his therapy.
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GMod Griefing: The Boy in the Invisible Cage
06/03/11, 19:00
Is it me you're looking for? |
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Sarah Palin explains Paul Revere's Ride
06/03/11, 16:52
http://goo.gl/IeC7Z
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Sarah Palin explains Paul Revere's Ride
06/03/11, 14:53
Before she came across as flustered because everyone expected her to be articulate and informed, and she couldn't do it.
Now she knows she can be rich and famous without having to understand anything. In fact, it's part of her appeal. Katie Couric can screw off, Palin's got reporters panting after her bus like dogs. Next time she's asked about the Bush Doctrine, she can confidently ramble about God and family, knowing that her ignorance doesn't mean a thing to the Republican base or the next hundred-thousand dollar paycheck she receives. |
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Science & ICP
06/03/11, 14:47
There are very few things that will set off a knee-jerk reaction from me when meeting people. One of them is "I don't like reading and think it's unimportant." Aside from speaking, it's the most common form of all human expression, and where almost all our history and knowledge exists. I have trouble comprehending that a person could say that, and not have extremely narrow intellectual interests.
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Sarah Palin explains Paul Revere's Ride
06/03/11, 14:34
At Mt. Vernon she discussed how hard Washington himself worked to keep his farm going, yet was willing to sacrifice it to serve the people, as an incredibly unsubtle way of framing her own run: http://bit.ly/jeYItL
Its not that she's wrong, it's that she casts facts and logic away with deliberate effort, as impediments to her fame and financial success.
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Sarah Palin explains Paul Revere's Ride
06/03/11, 14:19
PALIN PROCESS RUNNING...
NEW INPUT - Interrogatory
SOURCE - Reporter
SUBJECT - Paul Revere
Searching....
Data Corrupted
Attempting Backup Auto-Repair
BACKUP SYSTEM ACTIVATED: TalkingPoint1.7beta
running C:/TalkingPoint1.7beta/guns
running C:/TalkingPoint1.7beta/freedom
running C:/TalkingPoint1.7beta/folksycharm
compiling...
ERROR: Compiled answer fails boolean parameters. Do you still wish to respond. Y/N?
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poeTV users have longer than average life expectancy
06/02/11, 14:49
Don't be too hasty. IMDB doesn't include porn.
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Why the Family Research Council is considered a hate group
05/31/11, 19:40
We are not a hate group because we don't 'hate' homosexuals.
We simply consider them subhuman child-raping scum who's very existence is an abomination, and if we had our way they'd be incarcerated, tortured, and chemically castrated. Like we used to be able to do in the good old days.
Oh, and we we get the gays sorted out, women and minorities are next. But remember: Not a hate group!
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