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Voldemort can't kill their memories
11/19/10, 17:14
Remember the Time-Turner? J.K. Rowling sure hopes you don't.
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Liberalism in 120 Seconds
11/18/10, 23:06
He starts off with a point I totally agree with, but phrases it in the most profoundly stupid way possible. Its like his superpower is the ability to distract and annoy people with headslapping inanity.
"C'mon boys, there's only a few minutes until the cops get here. Lets make take this last bag of money and just shoot the witnesses. You start with the... Wait, who's that? Oh no, its Angry-Confused-Talking-Points Man!"
"HEY DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE TAKING MONEY OBAMA GAVE TO THE BANKS AFTER TAKING IT FROM THE AMERICAN PEOPLE! ITS LIKE HE'S RAPING US AND PAYING HIS PIMP! IF SOMEONE DID THAT TO YOU, YOU'D WANT TO KILL THEM! THAT MONEY SHOULD BE GOING TO WALL STREET, YOU LOT WILL JUST SPEND IT ON GAY MARRIAGE"
"Argh! Jesus Christ my head is bleeding! Let's just run!" |
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Your Highness - trailer
11/18/10, 20:21
Rating is based on the fact that the trailer made me slightly less interested in the movie than I would have been had I not seen it. |
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Your Highness - trailer
11/18/10, 20:20
They should have swapped Franco and McBride's roles. I know its convention to cast the more attractive one as the noble warrior and the uglier one as comic relief, but it would have been way better the other way. Franco is boring when confined, and McBride could make a serious part funny. |
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Cornell Professor Outbursts at a Student's 'Overly Loud' Yawn
11/18/10, 19:59
"If I hear one more of these overly long yawns, GET UP AND WALK OUTSIDE!"
Because clearly I have no ability to stop you! So I probably shouldn't have started that sentence as if it was a threat!
I'm sure that is the most valuable class he's ever taught. Students were taught by example that when authority tries to get people to turn on each other, simply refusing leaves it impotent. And that being in the seat of power gives someone no more reason, maturity or actual control over you than anyone else.
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Soviet Era puppet number portraying 'Western' music
11/17/10, 22:33
Music that's obviously too free and capitalist for your shriveled soul, STINKIN' COMMIE! |
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'The Situation' and Bristol Palin Talk Sex
11/17/10, 22:29
tld;dr - Brevity is not my strong suit. |
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'The Situation' and Bristol Palin Talk Sex
11/17/10, 22:20
I think there's more too it than that.
Christian celebrities and motivational speakers almost always talk about mistakes they've made ranging from drugs, sex, atheism and Satanism. And they say this even if it isn't true. Partly at least because part of the fundamental message of Christianity is "you are worse off for your sin, and you will get better through faith". Redemption sounds better when it comes from a darker place. Bristol is a stronger person for sinning and coming to God, than someone who never sinned.
But I don't think that's it either...
This may sound cynical, but I think the appeal of Sarah Palin in the Tea Party conservative movement is more about her flaws than her strengths. Obama was tagged as an elitist, not in spite of his race, poverty and struggles in life, but because of them, or rather because he successfully overcame so much to became an educated, successful man. He is actually elite, in the sense that he's accomplished so much, and that makes him less relatable, and others feel inadequate. Sarah Palin on the other hand makes no pretensions at intelligence, and in fact constantly states how "ordinary Americans" know much better than the experts and educated. Her only success is the sort of fame that most Americans dream of; showbiz popularity without the effort. Her supporters can relate to Sarah, but they don't feel inadequate when compared to her. |
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'The Situation' and Bristol Palin Talk Sex
11/17/10, 17:49
This is true even though her last abstinence PSA (linked on the tags) was entirely about how the fact that she's rich and supported means its not hard for her, so its poor people who really need to avoid having babies.
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TSA pats down three year old
11/17/10, 17:46
Of course that'll just bother minimum wage TSA employees who have no control over the policy and allow the lobbyists greater chances to sell multimillion dollar groping machines through Chertoff.
Don't get me wrong, I'm all for it both as a protest and to try and usher in a fashion style that involves more comfort and freedom of movement. But these decisions long ago stopped being about security or common sense; its all about the money. |
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Excerpt from Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults
11/17/10, 17:38
Thank you video. I'm sure that without this information, the police could never have connected a body drained of blood, or orifices covered in wax, or pentagrams carved into the skin, or peeled flesh, or genitalia stuffed into the mouth, to any sort of ritualistic activity. In fact they usually get dismissed as bear attacks.
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Fox News: 'Heaven Is For Real'
11/17/10, 17:34
Also listen to him when he's describing Jesus and God. You'd think someone who actually witnessed the most incredible thing in all creation would sound a bit less bored and like he's remembering from a script. |
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Fox News: 'Heaven Is For Real'
11/17/10, 17:30
See, I TOLD my parents we should have contacted CNN after my dream about Batman. But noooo. They just had to be skeptics. I could have had a book deal too!
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'The Situation' and Bristol Palin Talk Sex
11/17/10, 17:25
Bristol Palin lectures 'The Situation' on condom use, while he makes her promise to be abstinent until marriage.
Next in the series: Mel Gibson teaches Lil Wayne about race relations, while Mr. Wayne shows how to avoid the police. And Michael Bay instructs Roman Polanski on subtlety in film, while Polanski lectures Bay about the evils of raping underage girls.
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Woman Offers Flower to Police and Gets Pepper Sprayed
11/17/10, 17:13
Ha! Yes, indeed. That girl may think she is thin and attractive, but I too deem her ugly and fat. She and other women who do not resemble the anime characters in our pornography are insufficiently attractive for our standards, and that is the only reason we do not date them. Let us celebrate this victory over self-confident women with a session of individual masturbation. Tallyho!
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World's Biggest Harry Potter Fan
11/17/10, 16:27
Fake accents? Fake?!? That his parents HAPPEN to reside in the colonies does not invalidate his British nature anymore than the fact that his parents are Muggles make him not a wizard. Were he to split his soul into a Horcux, you would find it on the streets of Diagon Alley, at home in the world of the London Underground, bangers and mash, and butterbeer. For as the Sorting Hat said, we are defined by who were choose to be, not by accidents of our birth. Even the prophecy itself was determined by Voldemort's actions, not because Harry was born as the Chosen One. Have you learned nothing from Harry Potter!
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TSA pats down three year old
11/17/10, 15:49
Also while you specified "attacks on planes", domestic terrorist attacks on other targets include pretty much all races, and there's no realistic reason why someone who blows up a building or plants pipe bombs won't choose to target a plane if the option is available. The TSA doesn't just exist for Al-Qaeda. The basic rule of counter terrorism to prepare for the upcoming threat, not to simply respond to the last attack. |
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TSA pats down three year old
11/17/10, 15:40
Short answer: No they haven't. They have been African, Middle-Eastern, Hispanic and Caucasian. That encompasses such a broad spectrum of what people look like, you cannot reasonable eliminate any but a tiny percentage of the population through such profiling.
More importantly, the attackers are united by an ideology, not a racial connection, so there's no point basing it on that characteristic. We've seen in the past that terrorists simply adapt their tactics to the vulnerabilities, and Israel has had to adjust their profiling to include women, children, the elderly, and people of all races for exactly that reason.
Finally, this level of scrutiny is a punishment and suspension of liberty, and enacting it based on race is a fundamental attack on our democratic principles without a corresponding increase in our security. As I mentioned in a prior video, the most common factor in American foreign terrorist attacks is gender, yet for obvious reasons, lawmakers are more interested in discriminating on the darkness of skin. |
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Untraceable trailer
11/17/10, 11:42
Someplace much happier and psychologically healthy than the rest of us. |
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Daddy I Do Trailer
11/17/10, 11:12
While the beginning of the trailer was an interesting look into a religious subculture, the last half was mostly heavy-handed pro-sex-ed dialogue that was barely audible over the music. I agree with the message, but poor production values and hearing people repeat what I already know doesn't get me interested.
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