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Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review (Part 1 of 7)
03/30/10, 16:45
I'm relieved. I have a meeting to get to, and when I saw this I thought "Aw damn, no way am I walking away from the computer now."
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Marmaduke the Movie trailer
03/28/10, 13:58
Damn, I left out "Respectable actor you'd rather see doing something less degrading. Like German scat porn."
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Marmaduke the Movie trailer
03/28/10, 13:52
No, they'd get their nose rubbed in the box office receipts for both movies. Which both made bank and came out with sequels.
Oh God... just imagine the Marmaduke sequel. "Marmaduke 2: Doggy Style". It'll probably be an even worse title. At my bleakest, I could never have some up with "Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel."
If Jaime Oilver and Michelle Obama are going to warn people about what were putting in kids stomachs, who's going to warn about what we're putting in their minds? |
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Metallica - Enter Sandman (Smooth Jazz Version)
03/28/10, 13:43
The best part of this is how, for the most part, the singing really works. You can close your eyes and imagine him in a lounge suit on a cruise ship singing exactly the same way.
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Marmaduke the Movie trailer
03/28/10, 13:39
How is it that a live-action CGI Marmaduke trailer was actually worse than my expectations? Let me count the ways...
Horrific mouth animation on expressionless animals: -50
Slapstick where straight man calls out main characters name: -5 Check
Female romantic interest calling out same name, only in a bemused manner: -5
Set-up/pan on scene of destruction: -10
Ethnic sidekick there for only jokes: -30
Self-aware joke that isn't funny: -10
Dated pop culture references: -15
Dated soundtrack consisting of cultural flotsam only used because of a word in the title: -20
Animals in clothes: -10
Toilet humor: -20
Bewitched style "impress the boss" plot: -20
Shoehorning in cliche high school popularity plot: -20
Blonde/Cheerleader jokes: -10
Antagonist in dark colors voiced by action star with no comedic skills: -15
"What I like about you": -50
Atrocious GCI action sequence: -40
Surfing/Skateboarding animal: -30
Pointless explaining of obvious joke: -15
Singer voiced only to sell unrelated songs on soundtrack: -20
Record scratch interrupting romantic moment: -30
Trying to sell an animal as sexy/romantic: -20
Industrial warehouse set B: -5
Dancing GCI animal scene: KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Overall score: EVERYONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS MUST DIE!!! |
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Democrat official's position on anime posted on his Facebook wall
03/27/10, 22:18
Just imagine how freaky the anime would be if there'd been three.
Although definitely offensive, the remark in itself isn't racist. He's complaining about a practice, not about a racial or ethnic identity. Its also ironic that this gets such a reaction, but criticizing the decision to drop the bomb, or the firebombing of civilian cities in Japan, is often a taboo subject in classrooms and politics. |
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The Simpsons - History's Greatest Monster
03/19/10, 22:31
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/i_got_what_america_needs_right
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'I'm sorry I thought you was corn'
03/16/10, 00:49
Lawyers are trained to attack Korn on sight. Also Nickelback. |
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Educating the Atheist.
03/15/10, 17:07
I agree that feeling apathy toward the big questions in life is a sad situation. But its not nearly as bad as feeling hostility toward those who try to answer them.
You could replace the word "Naturalism" with "Supernaturalism" or "Religion", and you'd have an equally stupid atheist rant. There's nothing substantive to the argument other than strawmen and name-calling.
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Billy Zane talks about his spirtual side
03/15/10, 10:34
Woops, its actually called "Valley of the Wolves Iraq". |
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Billy Zane talks about his spirtual side
03/15/10, 10:33
He was also starred in "Wolves of Thunder", the 2006 Turkish film in which he plays an evil American soldier who murders Muslim children so that the evil Jewish doctor (Gary Busey) can sell their organs.
Uwe Boll's film will probably still be worse.
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The Taco Bell Diet
03/14/10, 10:04
Intestinal parasites and diarrhea are great ways to lose weight.
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5 Second Films - The Ballad of Truck Thunders
03/12/10, 18:44
Is in in court to change his name? Then why is he a defendant? Or is the lawyer defending him also the same one that helped him get a name change previously?
I AM CONFUSED AND THIS MAKES ME ANGRY AND MY CAPS LOCK KEY GET STUCK! |
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Baby lamb bounces around house
03/02/10, 13:31
That's goats ewe idiot. |
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Soundboard prank callers on Fox News
02/24/10, 14:09
"A story you'll see only on Fox 4."
Let's stop for a minute and ask why that is.
Needs more van explosions. |
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Community - La Biblioteca
02/23/10, 14:47
I wouldn't have predicted that this season Community and Parks and Recreations would be consistently better than The Office and 30 Rock.
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Outtakes from 'I Love You, Man'
02/22/10, 17:34
When you're paid millions to light up, think up silly nicknames, and make out with Rashida Jones, it can no longer be categorized as a "problem". |
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Original-Rep. Nancy Elliott on HB1590 (graphic gay sex)
02/17/10, 14:35
If there was ever a time to send a member of Congress lube...
Well, actually there's lots of those times. I have trouble keeping it in stock.
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Mass Effect 2: Mordin Performs Gilbert and Sullivan
02/17/10, 14:29
internet comments about videos about video games |
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Mordin on interspecies relationships
02/17/10, 09:03
I do note his first role was in Pirates of Penzance.
I was never expecting to use him much, but between his funny comments, his well-written and nuanced defense of the genophage, and the incredibly useful Incinerate, Mordin rarely left my team.
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