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Bayonetta played with one hand
08/26/09, 16:07
I'm pretty sure DOA: Beach Volleyball also had a one-hand control system. Although in that game it made sense, as its purpose was a soft-porn simulator. I'm not sure how many people want to masturbate to a a woman obscured by flashing magic graphics, while ugly demons are eviscerated around her. |
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TNG edit 29 - 'this is idiotic'
08/24/09, 17:26
I'm torn in the depths of my nerdiness between an away team joke, and a Mass Effect joke. |
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Avatar - Trailer (2009)
08/20/09, 21:42
Apparently deranged minds think alike. |
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Avatar - Trailer (2009)
08/20/09, 21:41
I'm cynical enough that I didn't believe it would be a cinematic masterpiece, but unfortunately wasn't cynical enough to expect it would look like a crappy eight-year-old Final Fantasy movie populated by Jar-Jar-Binks. |
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SkateBang
08/20/09, 11:58
Is there a YouTube MadLibs challenge going on? |
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Jurassic Park 2: Defeating dinos with GYM-KATA
08/20/09, 10:03
Muldoon: They're lethal at eight months, and I do mean lethal. I've hunted most things that can hunt you, but the way these things move...
Dr. Grant: Fast for a biped?
Muldoon: Cheetah speed. Fifty, sixty miles an hour if they ever got out into the open, and they're astonishing jumpers...
Dr. Grant: Do they show intelligence?
Muldoon: They show extraordinary intelligence, even problem-solving. Especially the big one. We bred eight originally, but when she came in she took over the pride and killed all but two of the others. That one... when she looks at you, you can tell she's working things out.
Dr. Grant: Have you tried kicking them?
Muldoon: (pause) ...what?
Dr. Grant: Kicking them. Maybe doing a twirl first to confuse them. Heck, I'm pretty sure a 12 year old girl could kill one with ease.
Muldoon: ...
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Atari Video Music
08/18/09, 18:43
Our first contact was with aqua-velva. |
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Microwaving a 18' long Tesla Coil Type Conductor Bulb
08/18/09, 18:33
My clone light-bulb just died... only to be cloned again. |
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Rachel Maddow Battles Dick Armey On 'Meet The Press'
08/18/09, 07:05
Hmm, those are indeed some remarkably well presented and reasoned arguments from... the lesbian against the Dick Armey...
...heeheehee. |
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LOST - Mr. Cluck's Chicken Commercial
08/01/09, 23:15
So those were supposed to be stand ins for Kate, Micheal and Walt, and Locke right? Was the guy in the shirt Jack? Did anyone catch any numbers for the prices? I wonder if this is supposed to be the alternate timeline that comes from the plane not crashing due to the Swan being irradiated? And wouldn't the earlier events including the meeting with Toomey's widow have happened? If so, why would Hurley say he had good luck when...
...oh god. I'm one of THEM! |
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True Blood: Lafayette serves rednecks up some gay empowerment
08/01/09, 20:45
Going through the DVDs now. I nearly gave up on it at the beginning for the reason Smellvin said. But it seems to be getting better as it goes along. |
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True Blood: Lafayette serves rednecks up some gay empowerment
08/01/09, 18:02
Now that's eerie. I just watched this exact scene for the first time less than a minute ago.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD! |
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Banned Simpsons joke from Family Guy
08/01/09, 14:45
Of course not. But this is a show heavily watched by kids. Its THE #1 rated show for ages 12-17. That its also popular with young adults doesn't change that fact. |
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Ten Happy Meals Where the Toy Really, Really Sucked
07/31/09, 00:57
Most of those were better than any current McDonald's Happy Meal. |
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SINGING BABIES!!!
07/31/09, 00:53
Apologies in advance for the racial epithets, but given the Evil involved with the music, babies, carving knife, and history, I figured it was relevant. |
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SINGING BABIES!!!
07/31/09, 00:51
The origin of the song. And a damn good murder mystery:
Ten little Nigger boys went out to dine;
One choked his little self and then there were nine.
Nine little Nigger boys sat up very late;
One overslept himself and then there were eight.
Eight little Nigger boys travelling in Devon;
One said he'd stay there and then there were seven.
Seven little Nigger boys chopping up sticks;
One chopped himself in half and then there were six.
Six little Nigger boys playing with a hive;
A bumblebee stung one and then there were five.
Five little Nigger boys going in for law;
One got in Chancery and then there were four.
Four little Nigger boys going out to sea;
A red herring swallowed one and then there were three.
Three little Nigger boys walking in the zoo;
A big bear hugged one and then there were two.
Two Little Nigger boys sitting in the sun;
One got frizzled up and then there was one.
One little Nigger boy left all alone;
He went out and hanged himself and then there were none. |
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Shatner reads Palin's twitter tweets
07/30/09, 21:48
At some point "SHUCK FULU!" becomes "I'D RATHER COMPLAIN THAN TAKE TWO SECONDS TO DOWNLOAD AN IP HIDER". |
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Colbert on birthers:
07/30/09, 16:02
I knew I should have grabbed that web address when I had the chance. |
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Bill O'Reilly tops himself
07/29/09, 09:20
Ted Hitler agrees:
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=31218
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Glenn Beck says Obama is a racist
07/28/09, 23:13
His proper name is "Black-haired guy who isn't the brown-haired guy who isn't Steve Doocey", thank you very much. |
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