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|Lardtard has problems climbing hill|
Its asthma. -1 star for the lack of context.
|Iowan Vampire Larp|
The midwestern Emo Werewolf LARPer must have balls the size of monster truck wheels.
|wild angels - clip from the funeral|
Make Love or Fucking Die!
|An odd fusion of horror scenes|
That was beautiful.
|You Suck At Photoshop #10: Vanishing Point|
Wow, I kinda feel sorry for him.
They had pretty good character given the medium.
|Cat Declawing - Poll|
I hate cats and am surprised by the amount of sympathy shown in this post.
Still, cats should keep their claws. If only for their destructive potential.
5 stars for the video, am not going to play the other game either.
Also, roses are prettier with thorns.
|The Legend of Zelda Movie Trailer|
+4 stars for the effort.
-1 star for not taking artistic license on that ridiculous green outfit.
|Woman fakes injury in court|
|Latinos Cavort On Truck Hood And Then...|
That pickup line never works.
|Teachers pretend to be KISS!|
Kiss impersonations accounted for about half of the male talent contestants in my 5th and 6th grades. The other half were Saturday Night Fever dance routines.
|Yellow Drum Machine|
Looks like that toaster had met and earlier, stronger version of DrumBot.
|Shinobi vs Godzilla|
That's how they proved it was not Godzilla they were portraying.
|Robocop - Ending|
This movie has the best ensemble of character actors ever. This time I noticed Ray Wise as the crane operator.
Also, wish they were fired like that on Celebrity Apprentice.
|Anthony Bourdain is bathed in the blood of the innocent|
This is a pretty common activity found in hunter-gatherer economies, irrespective of culture.
When a kill is brought home the extended family gathers around to process the meat for storage.
The rare and/or uber-nutritious parts of the animal are usually eaten immediately. These articular parts of the animal, and who gets to eat them, usually carries social and symbolic significance.
While this alone might put their eating on the floor in context, there's also the fact those western kitchen counters probably aren't designed to support a + 200lbs, freshly killed seal.
|Clothing in The Year 2000|
The male at the end was priceless.
-2 stars for forgetting the the letter 3.
|IM IN UR MANGER KILLING UR SAVIOR|
Its funny because they're from the Los Angeles chapter of Roman Patriots.
You know, cause the Romans killed Jesus and all.
And also cause Jesus lives in L.A.
Er the 2nd one I mean.
|Japanese anti-itch remedy commercial.|
Why aren't the tentacles penetrating the woman's orifices?
|Diff'rent Strokes - Gordon Jump, Child Molester|
Pretty good blend of a sitcom with a PSA. Not sure too many sitcom producers would have the balls to do this today.
|'Charley Bit Me' - Adult Version|
When I bring people to Portal of Evil I show them videos like this and say, "this is what I'm fucking talking about".