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|Not Jackie Chan Game|
The end expression. That got a smile.
|Apache Takes Out 8 Armed Insurgents With Hellfire And 30mm In Iraq|
Cuz I agree with Cleaner82.
|Spikebravo responds to my video while playing my game|
I'm betting he wears the sunglasses because he's got all of this shit written somewhere and doesn't want the viewer to see his eyes moving and realize he IS reading it.
Shatner-esque dramatic effects pausing + every "d" word ending sound actually coming out as DUH ("...given by an author... who lived-UH") + his usual overbearing lunacy is an easy five. Continue the good fight, Baleen.
|I'm the King of Rock and Roll|
Fred and Sharon.
Still better than anything Nickleback's come up with.
|Discovery.com - Hello Mosquito|
Fuck the phantom one-starrer.
People talk about doing it doggy style, so dogs do it "human style." Or something. Struck me as a bit of a play on sexual position terms, but then again it's really late and I'm really tired.
|Postal 3 Pre-alpha footage|
"They've got gasoline in the arsenal."
The Beat Kids, Funny/Not Funny, kid-narrated docu-things and Clarence the annoying puppet bits could be okay, even hilarious at times. Anything with the puppets seemed to be trying waaaaaay too hard to be offensive.
|Vic Morrow killed while filming while filming the Twilight Zone movie|
With Spielberg, Joe Dante, and George Miller. It wasn't just Landis's flick, after all. It does surprise me somewhat that they didn't cut the Landis segment. IMDB lists the flick at 101 minutes, surely they could have scrounged up enough trimmings from the other three bits to keep it at feature length.
|Fox News Reporter Questions Anti-War Demonstrators In Denver|
He's inciting bullshit. He walked directly in the middle of their march and when no one would talk to him he got loud and obnoxious. They can clip the end off of that report and play that "they wanna recreate '68" bullshit over and over.
Couldn't this be filed as Yellow Journalism?
|Mortal Kombat vs. DC - Joker's Fatality|
Superman hell, let Batman take out the Silver Surfer in some cross-universe bullshit if he's so good. Man vs. God indeed.
And that fatality was perfect.
|Super Mario Brothers theme, played on a banana|
Seems really fake, and isn't that funny a concept to begin with. If he was doing this with a play-doh Mister Bill, maybe...
|Three Amigos - El Guapo is reminiscing|
Can I have your watch when you are dead?
|The Dance Man - Peanut Butter Jelly Time|
Five stars for your exchange of comments.
|Spikebravo is a great lover|
This is a sneak preview of the 2012 apocalypse opening ceremony, isn't it?
You know everyone in the audience was saying, "If you wanted a nice chest, why didn't you augment your praying time with some working out?"
The moment he drug out the man-titties bit, you know most of the room sighed collectively. I'm surprised it's not audible on the video.
|McCain's staffer slams D&D and nerds ain't havin' it.|
They COULD just come up with their OWN candidate.
Remember, DnD'ers, best character stat score out of three rolls!
|Obama Ad: Seven|
I was writing in response to Angel Carver's point as to why "he's old and has trouble remembering things" ads aren't being made.
|Obama Ad: Seven|
In one of the debates - the one in the Reagan Library? - McCain said he tought we were better off than we were eight years ago. Now his ads are saying we're worse off than we were FOUR years ago. This is all by my maybe wrong memory, mind you, but with fuel like that, coming up with ads shouldn't be the slightest bit hard for the Obama people.
Having said this, there's no way Obama's people want to craft ads around McCain's elder-ditziness alone, quite simply because it looks like easy and mean old person insults, one step above "Can't get it up/balls hanging at your knees/unaware you're shitting yourself thus needing adult diapers" Spencer's Novelties Stores type lowbrow shit. Elderly people like to vote too, and a lot of people would see it as being just crass and mean.