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|4 minutes of kitten meowing|
Look, I've five-starred cat videos before; I don't have cat issues at all. But this is bullshit.
You've got to draw the line somewhere, folks.
|String Cheese Incident - 'Land's End' live in Austin, 1998|
I don't know how someone who's named himself after an En Esch project can be so fucked in the ear as to submit this shit.
|Shawn Michaels mocks Hogan by overselling|
No amount of energy was ever going to carry Hogan to a good match.
This was the best possible strategy.
|Who Made Who?|
Star Castle was harder than fuck.
|FLCL - episode 1|
I think Paranoia Agent was on AS with a different title. It was the crazy kid on rollerblades who went around beating people up, right?
I gave up on FLCL two episodes in. I didn't get the joke, and now that I do, I still don't care.
|This cat eats differently: she has table manners.|
(No stars for dupe)
I could give a shit what color she is, this still needs a "white people" tag.
Every star ever.
-1 star for the music.
|The Night of Hardest Partying|
Iron and Wine sucks, you she-male.
Earned the fifth star at "Skipping".
|Walkin' on the Sun|
Oh, fuck no. Smash Mouth's music is like that shitty expensive metrosexual soap that won't rinse off without a loofah. It makes me feel slimy for hours.
|Ice T responds to Soulja Boy|
Actually, I think it needs to be made into one of those "The More you Know" PSAs that NBC plays between commercials.
|Intro - Manimal|
Garfield Logan. Close, tho'.
|Iron Sheik and New Jack discuss the late Chris Benoit|
You just know New Jack hangs out with HTM because he can get away with calling him "Honky" all the time.
|Kids in the Hall - But First...the Whores!|
You should spend more time on fire.
|NewsRadio: The Cane|
It's a tribute to the necessity and inherent goodness of the neutron bomb that this genius show spent its entire life on the edge of cancellation while Friends wallowed comfortably through the sewer of humanity's lowest common denominator for thirteen years.
|Scott Kalitta Killed on ESPN2|
One less idiot wasting gasoline....
I don't care if it would be "insignificant", all I know is that if "motorsports" were ended, gas would get cheaper.
|Kyokushin karate highlights|
Let's say, though- just hypothetically, mind you- that one of these Kyokushin guys learned some ground defense and BECAME an "MMA guy", would you respect THAT?
To help you along (just to personalize things and let you lose yourself in the game) we should give our hypothetical man a name. Something random... French, even, just to separate him from the hi-octane world of Japanese names... uh, let's call him George St. Pierre.
Yes, now think of a Kyokushin expert with just enough ground skill to get by walking into a UFC ring and his name is George St. Pierre. Still not betting on him?
You make me sick.
|1979 Plastic Man cartoon intro|
Plastic Man is a bouncer.
|Most Punchable Kid|
This has to be fake.
If he was sobbing like this on Live he'd be laughed right off of the server 30 secs. in. If not on Live, why's he wearing a mic set?
Also: distinct lack of actual tears.
Also: Also: no one over three can actually cry for that long over one fucking thing.
|Juliana Wetmore - The Girl with half a face|
You do realize that once she's done growing, grafting bones/ prosthetics into her face should be a realtively simple (if long and painful) deal.
Personal prediction: by the time she's in her late 20's she'll look pretty normal.
|Liquid nitrogen thrown into a swimming pool|
Now if you can find a similar video with dumber dorks using dry ice, and then jumping in the pool, I'll 5-star it.
'Cuz I like snuff films.