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Kid Thrown From an Amusement Park Ride
04/03/08, 17:50
-2 for not finding his head rolling over by the snowcone stand. |
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Soulja Boy teaches you how to do his dance.
03/10/08, 21:31
-4 stars for forgetting about all the Hootie and the Blowfish albums Gen X gobbled up.
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Wonder Twins - Gopher Moat
01/30/08, 21:40
I've been watching this once a week for, like, a month, and I still laugh myself sick every time.
What is this from? |
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Pi
01/30/08, 21:21
And man will know the death of God where wonder was before |
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Spoonman - Soundgarden
01/30/08, 21:14
-4 stars for submitting a great band's worst song.
+1 star because I can't in good conscience one-star Soundgarden. |
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Joyful Praise - Cable Access 9/11 Tribute
01/30/08, 20:19
-2 stars for this being used to shit on Texas. Like there's no one in Ohio or Nebraska or Alabama who would send this guy money.
We gave you Wes Anderson, for fuck's sake. |
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'You're on private property...f*$@'
01/24/08, 16:59
God, I love the Ron Paul voting, shotgun wielding, "Yer in it with the Got-damn Martians, ain'tcha, boy?" hermits of Guadalupe county, TX.
You should see our state representative. Hasn't had a sober moment in 25 years. Carries a gun damn near everywhere.
I miss home. |
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'You're on private property...f*$@'
01/24/08, 16:51
KENS is a CBS outlet.
I'm not saying you're wrong... just, you know. |
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Fat Kid Sucks at Super Mario Bros.
12/22/07, 13:37
Jesus fucking CHRIST Silver Surfer. I made it to Mephisto ONCE. |
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Rival Schools intro, mega-happy ending, out takes
12/22/07, 13:33
The sequel was released on the Dreamcast as "Project Justice", and was, of course, a fucking blast.
There was also some sort of RPG released in Japan on Dreamcast, but you'd need to buy a Jap DC, and learn Japanese, etc., etc.
Even I'm not that big a fag. |
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American Gladiators vs. Children in a disturbing obstacle course
12/05/07, 17:32
-1 star for Xuxa wearing clothes. Anyone 5-starring this can't possibly have seen her Telemundo show.
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Thank God I was Raped
12/05/07, 12:27
"Thank God everyone pronounces my last name 'Crotch'." |
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Class of Awesome High Crosses the Street
11/30/07, 13:57
Walking teens. Yay. Where're the Columbine kids when you need them?
I'd have been hosing spoiled brat off my grill fifteen minutes hence, if that'd been me in the car. |
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Things get shot in slo-mo
11/30/07, 13:29
The punch at 3:40 must have been moving at something like the speed of sound. |
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Matt Berry fakes chivalry to kick a dog
11/30/07, 13:16
+1 star for me laughing too hard to notice the second dog the first time through. |
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Is American Idol Contestant Kellie Pickler Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?
11/30/07, 12:55
She's not from Texas.
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Two cats discussing amongst themselves
11/28/07, 17:00
Look, I usually come down on the side of "FUCKING DO SOMETHING" in judging cat videos, but I can't see shitting on this one.
It's just so eerily cerebral. It reminds me of how I felt when trying to watch the McNeil and Lehrer Report at age eight. |
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Cat has a taste for rabbit
11/28/07, 16:50
That's the closest that lardass animal's ever gotten to hunting prey.
Bacon notwithstanding. |
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Chicken Fried Bacon
11/28/07, 16:46
He's not the first to think of it. There used to be a bakery in Schulenberg called Nanny's that served chicken-fried BLT's as far back as the early 90's. Of course, we're talking about three normal-sized pieces per entree sandwich at Nanny's, as opposed to what looks like about a fifth of a pig per appetizer at Sodolak's.
Considering his name is overwhelmingly Czech, Snook's probably not too far from Schulenberg, so I call shenanigans. TCR usually does their homework better than this. |
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