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|Obama bin Laden shut in responds to POETV!!!|
FACT! Musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP SECRET LABMO-TORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Virginia, EVIL NEGRO OBAMA set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic GENOCIDICAL REMOVE'LANCE of all white folks!
|Fat Man drinks a Bowl of Gravy|
ITS MY BODY WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME WHAT I CAN DO IF IT ONLY AFFECTS ME ME ME me me me me RON PAUL 2008 *collapses under own weight and receives subsidized health care*
|Austin Texas: Stinking Hellhole of Sin|
Some people's concept of anything is pretty messed up.
|Hanging from a crane|
grammy's apple tree made me an authority on climbing stuff fuck yeah WHOOOOOOOOOOO
It's either that or you're trolling. I'm betting on the latter.
|Pruane2's big Rambo review|
This is the face of a Captain of Industry.
|tame the beast|
While I loathe the average ronbot, I picture Ron Paul as being more of a goofy sitcom fuck-up character, something on the level of That's My Bush. "What?? My Supreme Court appointment is a former KKK grand wizard?! Oh jeez I'm really gonna get it now!"
He combines the competence of Mr. Magoo with the ideology of Mr. Bean.
|Planet of the Arabs|
5 stars for pretty much everything.
|Psycho In A Coffee Shop|
RONPAUL WILL KEEP MY MINIMUM-WAGE POVERTY-STRICKEN INCOME AWAY FROM THOSE JEW BANKERS I TELL YOU WHAT
|Tom Cruise: Scientology keynote address|
A medal the size of a frying pan!
|Demonius X: Fleshlights and Fat Folds|
My feeble mind lack words to describe this.
|Screw You Porn Addicts|
He'll be masturbating too furiously to respond. Or reading Atlas Shrugged.
|Fat People Rant|
While mildly amusing, this is clearly not up to Demonius exacting standard.
|Demonius X on the imminent End Times|
A warrior and a philosopher. Violence and intelligence. A yin and a yang, if you will.
|New World Order Government Conspiracy|
Obama is an Al Qaeda sleeper agent, the Federal Reserve is just a scam by the international J.E.W.S and George Soros to control your money. DR RON PAUL is a uniter not a divider. RON PAUL has a blimp. Do your research. Connect the dots. Throw off your yoke.
|The pre-flood world, giants, and dinosaurs|
The value of emotion is determined by the free market.
|Demonius X Performs Katana Maintanance|
HUH. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO LIVE BY THE CODE OF BUSHIDO!?!?!?!!
|MTV - Staten Island Girl|
A female version of the Guido.
|Star Trek: The Lost Episode|
I was expecting a cheap Dale Earnhardt-lookalike to saunter in, wearing blackface, telling the audience in a thick southern accent about mercury in vaccines and how jewish atheists orchestrated 9/11. Then there would be an awkward punchline and the camera would zoom in on his face, in which there would be a lens flare.
But, alas, that did not happen.
|Not My Baby!|
Lady? I thought Ian McKellen.
|Hellraiser - JESUS WEPT|
A brilliant and inventive suggestion sir with just two tiny drawbacks.