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|Response to Lil J by some Dude|
Did Matt Besser die? Because someone is channeling his spirit.
|Sonichu - Subepisode 2! The Audiobook!|
Watching this made me feel like a bad person.
|The Prison Knife Game|
I tried out your suggestion, but I found it less fulfilling than cocaine, midwestern speed, or MDMA. Also, my hand really hurts right now, and it's bleeding.
Wow, that's a lot of blood.
|Allison is Walking on Sunshine!|
My only wish is that if the state ever comes for me, that I could pull some equally freaky exorcist shit before the cuffs go on.
|'The Georgian president chews over his next move'|
This is the first time that any political figure has done anything that I could relate to.
|An Official Sonichu Update|
The sonichu pendant is starting to cut off the blood flow from his carotid arteries.
|Axelswife's 2 Girls 1 Cup reaction video|
I'd give you five stars for stealing my comment, but my comment isn't worth five stars.
|Thor being manly. (From The Incredible Hulk Returns)|
I've never read the comic book, but I have a hard time believing that it could be as awesome as this.
|Juggalo Drunken Dance|
The most awkward aspect of this submission is the hairline of the dancer. If he was fourteen, we could chalk this up to youthful indiscretions. Unfortunately, the biomarkers of aging indicate that there is no excuse for this behavior.
|Carl from Sling Blade Makes a Potion|
Does he need an apprentice?
|Sexinator vs. the Sexman|
I don't know if I want to hug this person, or beat the shit out of him.
This has never happened to me before.
|How to board a train that never stops|
I wonder when one of the inventors is going to realize that the occupants will be slammed against the back of the people-compartment as the train catches it.
Hopefully, they'll figure it out before the first test run.
|Randy Pausch Last Lecture: Achieving Your Childhood Dreams|
I agree with Baleen that Pausch comes off as rather abrasive. Maybe it's the constant platitudes or the disney shirt.
Nevertheless, he accomplished exponentially more in his life than I have. And he met death straight on; he addressed it with humor, and was able to look back on his life with minimal regrets.
I hope that when my end comes I can do the same thing.
|Starship Troopers 3 - Its A Good Day To Die|
The last two Starship Troopers movies have greatly increased my respect for Paul Verhoeven. That man takes shitty movie concepts, and while he doesn't make them good, the end result is at least watchable.
Yes, the entire movie is like this. I tried really hard to enjoy it, but I couldn't even like it ironically.
|Keg Stand Faceplant|
I'd hope they would lie and make up a less embarrassing story; like autoerotic asphyxiation.
|Roadkill kitty* (*Not actually a roadkill kitty)|
I've never seen a box of kimwipes that big before.
|Trebuchet with human ordinance|
There are enough submissions of Japanese television here where someone breaks essential bones while their co-hosts belly-laugh and/or continue to harass them that I was genuinely nervous about the outcome of this.
I hope the participants realized that if they screwed up this stunt they'd be permanently crippled before anyone with any sort of medical training would come to their aid.
|Blind teen sees with echolocation|
I'd heard of people doing this, but I didn't know it could be so damned accurate. It's amazing to watch him identify objects without seeing or touching them.
|Sessler's Soapbox: Left 4 Awesome|
Guys, Chet doesn't really exist. If he did we would have seen him on Team Fortress 2 by now. I know that it's comforting to believe that POE was created by a force greater than us, which was magically 'hired' by Valve, and is now too busy to make his presence known. However, if he really existed we wouldn't have to hear about him second-hand through his Sessler-prophet.
It's time for us to let go of this illusion. It was beautiful while it lasted, but it wasn't true. We need to find something real, like that Valve employee who keeps stealing the models for alternate TF2 weapons from the deranged scribblings in the notebooks of middle-school children.
|Le Fabuleux Destin D'Amelie Poulain - narrative|
This is one of my favorite movies, which is strange, because all of my other favorite movies have a lot of people killing each other in them.