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|Cena Sucks: the Movie|
Wrestling is to double-digit-IQ rednecks what:
A. panty-shot anime is to fat yellow-fevered shut-ins.
B. high-production bodice rippers are to "empowered" Oprah-watching suburban soccer moms
C. Zoobilee Zoo is to closet furries
D. all of the above
|Dungeons & Dragons: EVERY OUNCE OF RAGE!|
That's Bruce Payne, and he has one of the gayest lines in cinematic history immediately after this scene. He also delivers it while wearing serious blue guyliner.
|Pizza rolls challenge|
I had to turn off the sound.
I didn't even turn off the sound on the Mr. Hands video.
|Speechless - Silencing The Christians (Trailer)|
The Philadelphia 11 were acquitted of all charges. But don't, you know, let that stop you from jerking your knees about anti-God legislation and continuing to cite that as an example.
|NOM NOM NOM|
Nom nom nom originated with Cookie Monster.
|Loveline gets booted off the air in Hawaii|
It's not like any of them are smart enough to turn on the radio.
|English by Japanese voice actors|
+5 stars for your white weeaboo girlfriend trying to defend the honor of Japan.
Women who watch this will hear, "If you use the internet, you can make tons of money and then you'll look like us." Men hear, "If you use the internet, you can make tons of money and then get girls who look like us."
Either way, your closing is correct.
|Garfield: If you heard it on TV, it must be true!|
Considering Steve Allen did this bit 50 years ago on the original Tonight Show, I'm going to say neither.
|Chris-Chan isn't gay, he just got trolled yet again.|
I had a discussion earlier today about the picture of Chris-chan in his mom's bra and panties. That conversation contained the phrase "Chris-chan's FUPA".
|The Keene Act and YOU|
I'm actually looking forward to this. The stuff they put up on their Flickr account looks pretty good.
|Can't Get You Out Of My Head|
This song always gets Jesus Christ Superstar stuck in my head and I end up shaking my booty while singing "Hang on Lord, we're gonna fight for you! Hang on Lord, we're gonna fight for you!"
|Bela Lugosi's Dead|
I really thought this was going to suck, and it totally didn't. Trent sounded good, like early NIN, which I guess is not surprising since most of Pretty Hate Machine was recycled Bauhaus sounds.
Also, when did Peter Murphy turn into Neil Diamond?
|That Someone Is You|
Dude, I think she's going to remember you for years to come because of that awful fucking sweater. Seriously, what the hell were you thinking?
|The World's Most Annoying Toy|
Grandma just called. She said to take your chicken and go home because you're ruining everyone's lives. And eating all our steak.
|Opening titles to Disney's 'Condorman.'|
How come white porches are never cast in chase scenes? Why is Disney perpetuating stereotypes about black porches?
|interactive toilet for kids|
So, basically it's giving children a bizarre Pavlovian response wherein they think every time they throw something in the toilet they get a free sheet of toilet paper.
|Well, Japan Discovered Numa Numa...|
Those are not leggings, they're nii soksu.
|Violent J yells at caller on Loveline (audio)|
Why didn't ICP stop being cool when they went all God-preachy?
|Zero Punctuation - Little Big Planet|
This is the first time I've actually played a game before watching one of his clips and I'm enjoying the after glow of getting the jokes as he tells them rather than much, much later.