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|There is a cat.|
Had I considered the possibility that the cat was assraping him with a giant prehensile cat penis and not just beating him up, I would definitely have given this 5 stars.
|Kevin Smith helps protest 'Dogma'|
See, I'm just the opposite. Every time I see a clip of him speaking I want to belt him in the face, but I've really enjoyed his films.
Except Dogma. I hated Dogma with a passion. Seriously. Maybe it's because Linda Fiorentino's bullshit about not getting an Oscar for that softcore porn she did with Bill Pullman made me hate her and everything she touches with the hate that burns like a thousand suns.
Or it could be that Dogma was just a really shitty film.
Either way, protesting your own movie kicks all kinds of ass.
|Bouncing Baby cruelty|
5 stars for the ridiculousness of comparing this video to chucking puppies.
Plus, when the kid goes up in the air you can totally see the strings.
|Tuvok represents a Q who wants to kill himself.|
Voyager was incurably boring and useless yet somehow managed to stay alive several seasons. You have a sci-fi series traveling to a whole new section of the universe where anything can happen - and what happens? Silly new agey nonsense like Chokotay's magic spirit walks and just about every single Star Trek race ever visited REvisited on the other side of the galaxy. Thanks for the original take on the Trek universe, Voyager.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to find my cat so he can eat the Cheetos out of my neck beard.
|There is a cat.|
Fake. If this were real Japanese humor there'd be more panty shots.
|YouthBytes: The Serpent Cannot Strike a Man who has Faith in God|
CACA! BEEBLA BEEBLA DOO DOO!
|Robot Commando (circa 1959)|
All we're saying is those slanty-eyed Shogun Warriors couldn't seen in all directions at the same time.
|America's Funniest People - Buttkist Orange Juice|
It also had Arleen "Harley Quinn" Sorkin in it.
|The Young Turks - Having Sex With Dogs|
So ... four stars for being the kind of story poe was created for, plus one star for being presented in a poeTV-friendly fashion, minus two stars for being hosted by uninteresting amateur hacks.
|Disaster Movie - Official Teaser Trailer|
I don't know why anyone complains about these flicks. There's ALWAYS a shitty comedy series or two being churned out. Police Academy, Naked Gun, Airplane, Scary Movie, The National Lampoon's Vacation movies, and when one runs out of steam there's always another to take it's place with the same tired, predictable jokes. These movies are neither better nor worse than their predecessors.
|Mechwarrior 3 Game Intro|
I kinda liked MW4, although Mercenaries was crap.
What I'm hoping for is a new Mech Commander game. The 2nd one kicked all kinds of ass.
|Best game ever|
This video got right to the scrawny little leaguer deep down inside me and made him stop counting the dandelions.
|Gas Music from Jupiter|
This "space music" stuff just isn't as cool unless Fiorella Terenzi's cleavage is involved somehow.
|Tron: The Light Cycle Race and Pursuit|
The best visual in the whole flick is when they're traveling by airship over the vast CG countryside and the ground below them is a giant Mickey Mouse head.
Also, 5 stars for David Warner, the poor man's Alan Rickman.
|They Shall Have Music - Mendelssohn's Violin Concerto Movement 3|
Jesus, Mendelssohn really hated violinists.
|Baby Flushed Down Toilet, Survives (Haiti)|
Then I don't need a jacket.
|The Battle of Endor|
Protect the medical frigate! ... In space! .... In case we have to pull the wounded back for first aid!
|Emo Girl surrenders|
The first rant was awesome in its adolescent arrogance. Now that she's had a taste of smackdown for her retardedness she's going to post for sympathy?
One star for "OMG I WUZ JUST SPEEKIGN MY MINED AND NOW THE HOLE WORLD HAETS ME!!!!!" drama queening.
|Little Bill snaps|
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT?
Where's Bill Cosby?
|KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park|
"Here he comes!"