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|Olbermann & Lawrence O'Donnell talk about Sean Hannity and torture.|
It sounded to me that the whole "Hannity is soft" bit was just to try to get Hannity to invest a lot of his self esteem into this waterboarding contest so they can actually get him to do it and look like a douchebag.
|Red Dwarf Back to Earth Part 3|
I liked how every third scene was like a shot for shot remake of a scene from Bladerunner, I just didn't so much care for the fact that they felt the characters needed to constantly point it out.
"You have come to confront me, your creator. Like in Bladerunner. You know Bladerunner? The movie this is mostly based on? Yeah you know Bladerunner. This is a like a scene from that."
|Magic the Gathering for Christians|
"My friend played magic and everyone thought it was harmless but then he totally learned how to use magic for REAL from a WITCH!"
At least Jack Chick had the sense not to claim the story happened to a friend of his.
|Dumpy old maid sings Les Miserables|
This is what every indignant 19-year-old whose ever screamed their way out of the building after a bad American Idol audition thought was going to happen when they sang.
|Glenn Beck Summons Zombie Thomas Paine|
Being a modern progressive is like being the only sober guy at a party.
|Dell Support Call|
Government stuff gets leaked all the time. Dell does not have better security than the government.
I'm always amazed the mental lengths people are willing to go in order to declare every video on the internet fake. People are fucking weird, and cameras are ubiquitous. Is it so hard to believe that weird videos of people would then make it onto the internet?
|Audition Tapes for the NOM Gathering Storm anti-gay marriage ad|
A Venn diagram of actors vs. people willing to appear in a video against homosexuality doesn't exactly leave one with a huge pool of talent. That they could read at all is an accomplishment.
|White Wedding: Literal Version|
Hahahahaha. It took me two lines to realize it wasn't the actual song. I'm almost curious what the real lyrics are now.
|Glenn Beck And The Gasoline Can|
The Saudis? Really? Conservatives have the memories of goldfish.
"WE WOULD LIKE SOME SANITY IN OUR GOVERNMENT, AS ILLUSTRATED BY ME COVERING THIS MAN IN GASOLINE!"
|Zero Punctuation - Grand Theft Auto Chinatown Wars|
Chinatown Wars is fantastic. If you're worried about toll booths or being able to see more than a few car lengths ahead of you then you're engaging the game on a different level than it was meant for. Care and thought are for strategy games, GTA is for recklessness. You should be destroying 2-3 cars every time you drive somewhere.
|J.J. Abrams - Star Trek (trailer 3)|
Yeah previously all evidence pointed to a thoughtful character drama.
|Twelve Angry Men|
Dude, Jeff Fries is just Cena_Mark without the irony.
|You've Already Lost|
The bit about the generational difference is bang on. It seems like everyone under 25 is just waiting until the boomers die so we can get on with civilization. Meanwhile the boomers are putting the final touches on their plot to literally take it all with them.
|Dinosaurs and the Bible|
I hope some day "I dare you to watch this entire video" becomes a linked tag.
|Gay Marriage - Is it Right or Wrong?|
Where did he hear "it's wrong to be gay" on the news? Fox News doesn't even state stuff like that outright. They'd ask a question like "Is Gay Marriage Worse Than The Holocaust That Might Not Have Happened But If It Did It Was Liberals?"
|The Gathering Storm|
I've got another one: "Gays are using storms as a metaphor for our rights!"
|The Gathering Storm|
Have these people had the irony centers of their brains lobotomized? Of all the language they could have used, why go with "they're trying pry into our private lives! They're trying to take away our freedom!"
They might as well have just said "Gays are using their ancient superstition as an excuse to discriminate against us!"
|Ali G at the FB(aight)|
Ali G was always funnier than Borat and Bruno. It's too bad he's too well known to get a movie.
|The Bible Told Me So|
All of this hatred of homosexuality is so alien to me. Watching things like this is like watching a crime drama or a science fiction allegory for me since I'm so detatched from that mindset or that world. I can watch stuff like this on tv and just take for granted that it doesn't affect people where I live, but it's still horrifying. It's just wicked in a way I can't describe without the childish crutch of framing things in terms of good and evil. I don't mean this as an attack on the non-crazy religious people here, I'm really just trying to convey my perspective, but it's even worse that it's driven by religion. People engage in that sphere of life very accustomed to ignoring reason and logic when forming and evaluating their opinions so it's near impossible to make them see reason. They think they're doing good, and they're literally frightened to consider that they might not be. And I think it really highlights the absurdity when you think about how all these people have decided to hate, what, 10% of the human population in an attempt to please personified weather the proof of whose existence is a translation of a translation of a book written in the bronze age. When you think of the sheer magnitude of that hate it's heartbreaking. How many people buy into the "God Hates Fags" mindset? The number isn't small.
I don't know what the point of this is, these people make me mad in a way I can't really articulate.
|The Atheist Experience: Their Best Caller|
"I can conceive of this thing, and it's the best thing. Since existing makes things better, and it's the best thing it must exist!"
He sounds like the logician from Rhinoceros. All cats die, Socrates is dead, ergo Socrates is a cat.