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|Ali G at the FB(aight)|
Ali G was always funnier than Borat and Bruno. It's too bad he's too well known to get a movie.
|The Bible Told Me So|
All of this hatred of homosexuality is so alien to me. Watching things like this is like watching a crime drama or a science fiction allegory for me since I'm so detatched from that mindset or that world. I can watch stuff like this on tv and just take for granted that it doesn't affect people where I live, but it's still horrifying. It's just wicked in a way I can't describe without the childish crutch of framing things in terms of good and evil. I don't mean this as an attack on the non-crazy religious people here, I'm really just trying to convey my perspective, but it's even worse that it's driven by religion. People engage in that sphere of life very accustomed to ignoring reason and logic when forming and evaluating their opinions so it's near impossible to make them see reason. They think they're doing good, and they're literally frightened to consider that they might not be. And I think it really highlights the absurdity when you think about how all these people have decided to hate, what, 10% of the human population in an attempt to please personified weather the proof of whose existence is a translation of a translation of a book written in the bronze age. When you think of the sheer magnitude of that hate it's heartbreaking. How many people buy into the "God Hates Fags" mindset? The number isn't small.
I don't know what the point of this is, these people make me mad in a way I can't really articulate.
|The Atheist Experience: Their Best Caller|
"I can conceive of this thing, and it's the best thing. Since existing makes things better, and it's the best thing it must exist!"
He sounds like the logician from Rhinoceros. All cats die, Socrates is dead, ergo Socrates is a cat.
|Fatty and the Blade|
I love how he quickly runs out of steam and sort of spins the sword around half assed before slowly sheathing it like he meant to end like that all along.
|The civil war in four minutes|
I played Go pretty seriously in college. I actually remember the time in school when we got really baked and came to the same conclusion re: go representing war.
|The Wire - Bunk's interrogation techniques|
Yeah I read about the photocopier trick too in some dumbest criminals anthology.
|Chris-chan has finally lost his mind|
It must take a Herculean lack of self awareness to post something like this on the internet.
|Chris-chan is Angry|
If this is fake, it's all been fake. He's done faker seeming stuff than this.
|Chris-Chan makes a music video|
Anyone know what those blurry looking cards he shows at the start are? They're not magic cards or any nerdy card game I recognize, and stupid cards are my area of nerdspertice.
|The Copyright Song|
At least _I_ don't try to justify my piracy! (Three paragraphs of justification follows)
|Modern Marvels: Cigarettes|
Yeah I kind of have the same mental block. Smokes are the only drug I can think of where you don't get a high. It's all the drawbacks of taking a drug with none of the benefit. I understand it relaxes you once you're addicted, but that's just because it's ADDING tension when you don't smoke, not removing it.
|Olbermann's Worst Person-3/24/09|
Cena Mark is a genius meta troll. His username is actually a joke if you understand this and a little bit about wrestling.
Despite being the most obvious troll in the history of the universe he still manages to drag everyone around here into dogpiles constantly. He could come here and post "Hey I'm a troll you guys are all jerks" and by the end of the day there'd be twenty some replies, some of which as long as a decent sized essay deconstructing why they weren't jerks, he's the jerk!
The great thing about Cena Mark is he's so good at trolling that I can even post this and it won't change a damn thing. If he made a troll post directly below this it would recieve the same attention it usually would. He's that good.
You are in the presence of a master.
|Chris-Chan makes a music video|
That's not Sonichu, that's Chris's super Sonichu transformation or whatever. It's anyone's guess why it's blue.
Even having read your comment and expecting a great final line I still cracked up.
|Fry & Laurie - Mr. Burmie|
Hugh Laurie does a fantastic straight man.
|Did Cheney Order Political Assassinations?|
Yeah man, that Olbermann is a deceptive fellow. It's better to give the Bush Administration the benefit of the doubt. I mean, they earned it. This is the sort of problem that goes away if you ignore it.
|X Factor - Emma`s Audition|
So, what, you think he should have passed her because she could theoretically learn to sing at some later time? So everyone passes then?
|Asperger's support group|
It's a great example of the type of vague "social problems" people with that disorder have. Wouldn't that completely piss you off if he did that to you in real life? Especially without the context of him being and aspie.
|Bunny wants his bed back|
I think he means it's pretty clear the bunny was thrown (hurled if you will) at the cat rather than jumping at the cat. Whoever was holding the camera was holding the rabbit in their other hand and just let fly once they begun filming. They probably put the cat there too.
|Representative Corrine Brown (D - FL) Has An Important Message For the Nation.|
Attributing what's going on in this video to "black people" is the most racist thing in these comments.