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If only "Funny or Die" actually applied to David Spade.
You lasered it to death?
|Children of Bodom play Vivaldi Four Seasons|
Five half-stars for the song.
Five half-stars for Metal-hair.
|Mac and Me - Infamous Wheel Chair Scene|
100% of all people in wheelchairs are in wheelchairs because of Chuck Norris.
And honestly, was it necessary to extend this scene beyond splashdown?
|Ernest Gets Electrocuted|
Needs a "Raiden" tag.
|Man shows off the newest member of the family|
I would surely feel sorry for that man, if only his hat were turned around the right way.
|Hellboy II: The Golden Army Full Trailer|
I've decided to reserve judgment until after I've seen the movie proper.
No, wait... that's boring.
HEY, IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME, YOU GUYS.
|Fat Man Writes Poetry about Food Orgy; Recites|
Clearly, this man has a diet high in Vitamin C.
... must you?
|Mouse caught in a halfpipe|
Bonus points for the girliest scream coming from the guy farthest away from it.
|The Magpul FMG-9|
ONLY FIVE STARS WORTH OF NOVELTY
|slide > kid|
I like to imagine the slow-motion laughter is that of Satan, and that this is all just another part of his grand scheme.
|Man jumps head-first into a fan|
A man is DEAD, and you make jokes...
|Big Al Needs To Get Laid|
Your mom's stupid jerk-face was crap.
There, see? How do you like it?
|Horrible Salvia Trip|
I thought to myself upon loading this video that there's no way it could be interesting for a full four minutes. I was wrong, it would seem.
Was anyone else reminded of those roller-coaster reaction-shot videos?
|The da Vinci surgical robot does origami|
In the future, robots will move like delicate assassins, and our feeble, massive organs will be like the lumbering, fluid-filled rhinoceroses to which their pointiest extremities make love.
|Guy puts icyhot on his balls, drinks capsicum, kicked in the balls, peppersprayed and finally tazed|
Army MPs where I live aren't authorized to carry weapons without first being battered by them for "perspective" reasons.
Clearly, firearms are the exception to this.
|Lemony Snicket - 12 Books in 120 Seconds|
Tim Curry, channeling Yahtzee Croshaw.
|Scientology Buys the Cult Awareness Network|
Damn you, Aunt Lita!
|Sesame Street Gorilla Employment Agency|
Oh, Green Vocabulary Gorilla.
Have your preconceived notions of racial inequality in the modern social structure ever failed you?