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How NOT to pour molten aluminum
05/30/09, 00:50
Eso les pasa por intentar hablar espaņol, gringos pendejos. |
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Goalball USA vs. Japan
05/30/09, 00:19
^Yay! |
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Goalball USA vs. Japan
05/30/09, 00:19
"And in sports news, Japanese goalball's "naughty minx" Tamiko Aika was banned for an entire year from the international circuit when she substituted the goalball ball with a bowling ball, shattering the shins of American grand-champion and former hall-of-fame player Jane Rasmussen. Doctors believe that there may still be hope for her yet as they attempt a radical new operation substituting the lower half of her legs with plungers. And here's Tedd with the weather..." |
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Hornussen - the sport of Swiss farmers
05/30/09, 00:05
What?!
What the Hell was that?
Here's what I got out of it:
Some fat guys try to fish out of the maquette of a toboggan slide using a paperweight as the lure. One gets angry at the other and whacks his pole out of the way.
People stand around in a field then throw picket signs up into the air, hoping they stick in the grass.
There is a manchild next to a scoreboard that says "gast".
These images repeat themselves in many variations.
It ends with a strange man drinking a blue potion next to the side of a road.
This also the sport of Edward Gorey. |
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Infomercial for the Vision Board
05/29/09, 23:52
My magical wizard has never let me down. Neither has my lamp, for that matter. |
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33 Year old Marcus Johnson was asked to turn his music down...
05/23/09, 15:10
Yay. |
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Orangina Lite - Hyena
05/23/09, 15:00
Huh... I thought that that was what PoeTV was all about.... because that's what it's all about for me. |
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Body Snake
04/11/09, 17:20
Yes, proudly made in the USA indeed. |
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Greece - Easter fireworks battle
04/11/09, 17:18
I want to know how many fat American tourists where out roaming the streets unawares that Hell was about to rain down on them. |
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Dog ate Dan's new heart
04/11/09, 17:09
This show is truly prophetic. Clearly this is symbolic of our present psychic trend to return to our animal natures, as is evinced by the growing furry phenomenon. The human heart, here dissociated by being removed from the human body and encased in a Styrofoam container with ice clearly represents an animus possession, the trend towards cold hard logic and artificial external progress, has been assimilated by a dog which has burst forth from its leash (releasing itself from human constructs). This, of course, can only represent a return to our more instinctual natures as a natural reaction towards the rising hyper-reality and artifice of contemporary society. Now, the character without his new heart (which in this case has become an autonomous partial object), must turn into himself and face his own inevitable mortality which will only tie his ego closer to its inherent participation with the cycle of life and death which no amount of human progress has been able to cut or override, but which essentially every step towards further artificial representation, e.g., this very programme, simply distracts us from this very same cycle. Let us not forget that it was the leash itself, representative of our desire to bind the animal into the human Logos system, that was the instigator of this very episode.
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Heh, heh... good doggie! |
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1960s 'Hoverscooter'
04/11/09, 16:52
Oooh, they just perfectly edited out the scenes where he mowed over the shrubbery. |
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Twin Peaks - final scene
04/11/09, 16:50
Hard to believe that this was once on television. I mean, it was actually good. |
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chippendiddys
04/11/09, 16:45
Awwwww, midgets with pot bellies dancing. Just like they were real humans. |
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Pirate Statue Stirs Controversy
04/08/09, 13:49
Idleness sure does lead to some funny antics.
"What should we do today?"
"Dunno... no baptisms, no confessions, not even an exorcism.... hmmmm, let's go raise a hullabaloo about the pirate statue." |
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Pirate Statue Stirs Controversy
04/08/09, 13:46
Well, personally, I think "busy main drag" was the joke. But it certainly does not fall into the awkward anchorman joke category. |
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South Korean pop group performs in North Korea
04/04/09, 18:19
Oh man, I thought I had imagined it.
Then again, the music does sound like they ripped it off from Ricky Martin. |
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South Korean pop group performs in North Korea
04/04/09, 18:18
Hmmm... after watching this, I would like to think that North Korea is really a sophisticated country with a strong sense of aesthetics that shut its borders to keep out vulgarians (sorta like Bhutan), but were too polite to say so, so they made up all this communist totalitarian stuff to excuse themselves. Every now and again they send out some video of troops and other dreary stuff to keep the story alive.
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The crowd looks like a series of clones with the occasional geisha thrown in for fun. |
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Tea Party Rally
03/04/09, 21:26
Are you kidding? That first lady really shivered me timber. |
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Duck Adopts Beagle
02/09/09, 02:03
What part of him fell off? |
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Christian Bale vs Bill O'Reilly
02/09/09, 01:05
I can now go to bed happily. |
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