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Louis CK discusses downfall of capitalism
03/03/09, 08:07
The GPS signal comes FROM space. Your phone just receives it. The reason it takes so ridiculously long is that the signal is only broadcast at something like 50 bits per second.
> I know people that would get INCREDIBLY pissed by
> his assertion that cell phone signals go into space.
I was. For a good few minutes after I heard this the first time, I did nothing but stroke my beard with righteous fury. |
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Cyriak - Beastenders
03/02/09, 08:57
Gurlugon, buddy, I wouldn't normally tell you how to post your videos, but this one ABSOLUTELY MUST HAVE the "Pat Butcher's wig" tag. |
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Drop Out of School
03/02/09, 08:45
+1 for enthusiasm, I guess. |
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This is the true story of an old man and his post-hole digger
03/02/09, 08:43
Oh come on. |
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They're Made Out Of Meat
03/01/09, 10:19
Fuck yes Jose Chung's From Outer Space.
I even say this as a non-X-Files fan. |
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Maggot Therapy
02/28/09, 11:57
Incidentally, does anyone know if Liberty Medical will reimburse you for the cost of maggots? |
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Maggot Therapy
02/28/09, 11:49
Therapeutic Myiasis would be a good name for a death metal band. |
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Potholer54 (Not yahtzee) Finally Sees the Light
02/28/09, 07:52
Praise Cthulhu for the world and all its wonders. |
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'Clean Coal' commercial by the Coen Brothers
02/27/09, 02:07
People forget about it now, but the phrase "clean coal" was originally used to describe fly ash impoundment.
Oh, and Integral Fast Reactor FTW. |
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'Clean Coal' commercial by the Coen Brothers
02/26/09, 22:32
...in 30 to 200 years, depending on whose estimate you use. Meanwhile, we're burning more coal than ever. (Also coal may continue to be viable for quite some even after peak coal, just so long as it's still economical compared to other sources.)
Smellvin, perhaps you didn't know, but there's a fucking LOT of coal on Earth, and the mere act of burning most of it will probably fuck things up royally. |
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'Clean Coal' commercial by the Coen Brothers
02/26/09, 22:27
(*There is still plenty enough particulate matter that, when clean coal is used on a US-scale, it still causes several thousand excess deaths due to respiratory illness every year.) |
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'Clean Coal' commercial by the Coen Brothers
02/26/09, 22:25
"Clean coal" produces less particulate matter* but also more highly toxic slurry that we get to store above ground. Considering that all it does is substitute one disgusting unsolvable mess with another, I don't see how that counts as "clean."
http://www.wsws.org/articles/2009/feb2009/tvad-f20.shtml
HI CENA! |
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Tokyo Bus Guide: Only for the Sega Dreamcast
02/26/09, 03:22
Even to this day I think of my Dreamcast when I masturbate, but that doesn't excuse all those boring simulators. |
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Underground Hydrogen Bomb Testing
02/25/09, 23:41
Five stars for the video, faved just for this comment. |
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Freudian Mac Cosmetics Hello Kitty Ad
02/25/09, 05:20
The video features a slutty Alice napping on a cotton candy clitoris before crawling into a fuzzy pink orifice, and then ends with a Hello Kitty-themed BDSM montage. |
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Super Friends: Wonder Woman and the Atom get the crabs
02/25/09, 00:34
I guess that's still more useful than what Aqua Man does. |
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Manic Atheist vs. Depressive Christian
02/17/09, 23:14
Yes, needs a doppelgängen tag. |
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Manic Atheist vs. Depressive Christian
02/17/09, 21:24
I haven't watched this video yet, but if the title is accurate it should be tagged "doppelgängen." |
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Pug vs. Old Door
02/16/09, 23:40
-2 for 15 seconds of logos. |
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History of the Internet
02/16/09, 06:49
Loses a star for conflating batch processing with single-user computing and multitasking with real-time computing, along with other grievous offenses. |
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