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World Record Parallel Park
02/22/08, 03:35
30cm? That's not a world record. This guy can do it in 23:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-PNwDYyCCI
Plus, he can get back out again. |
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10 minutes of Uwe Boll's House Of the Dead movie
02/21/08, 03:40
Hooker: I was sure that was total bullshit until I actually looked it up:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullet_time
"In movies like House of the Dead, the actor was placed on a stationary center of a large turntable with a single camera. The turntable, and the attached camera which is loaded with hi-speed film used for slow motion, spin around the actor at incredible speed, allowing motion to continue in slow motion, much like the Matrix technique. House of the Dead was the last film to use this method, as the risk of actors being hit by the speeding camera was too high." |
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Cat speaking in tongues
02/19/08, 23:39
It's extremely rare for cats to have seizures.
Dogs, on the other hand... |
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Ruby the Foul-Mouthed Parrot
02/19/08, 06:53
I want it now.
Twat. |
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Power Bomb Off A Truck
02/19/08, 02:26
Needs the "short and sweet" tag.
Also, -2 for the lame zinger.
But +1 for the brilliant execution of a brilliant plan. |
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A 'Short and Inoffensive' Graduation Prayer, Texas-Style.
02/18/08, 22:09
I think she had a seizure.
Which is amusing in its own right, but not amusing in the sense that everyone else seems to think it is. |
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Conjoined twins Abby & Brittany Hensel turn 16
02/17/08, 07:46
They has a wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abigail_and_Brittany_Hensel
It answers questions:
* 2 heads
* 2 arms—originally 3, but the short malformed central arm between the heads was removed
* 2 spinal cords and backbones—surgery corrected scoliosis
* 3½ lungs—surgery expanded their chest cavity while correcting scoliosis
* 2 breasts
* 2 hearts in a shared circulatory system—medicine taken by either affects both
* 1 liver
* 2 stomachs
* 3 kidneys
* 2 gallbladders
* 1 bladder
* 1 ribcage
* 1 large intestine
* 1 reproductive system
* 1 pelvis
* 2 legs |
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Conjoined twins Abby & Brittany Hensel turn 16
02/17/08, 07:10
Also, I would like very much to dissect these children, if only such were not illegal. |
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Conjoined twins Abby & Brittany Hensel turn 16
02/17/08, 07:10
I don't... but... what...
How the fak do they walk? |
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