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|Cops taser injured 16 year old 19 times|
I took some basic first aid training once, and as I recall the first thing to do when someone has a broken spine is to attempt to move them. If they don't respond, jolt them with some electricity, to get those muscles spasming artificially. You gotta keep those muscles moving or they risk paralysis.
|Drunk Fan Taken Down by KC Wolf|
The wolf didn't actually take him down, just joined in the DOGPILE!
|Show Me Your Genitals|
I once put my penis in a woman's college degree. She was not happy about it.
|The Crotch Claw|
"THE CLAW! THE CLAW! MY FAVORITE MOVE! THE CLAW!"
|Zero Punctuation - Age of Conan|
Not the way he does. Not even a little like how he does.
|Homely Girl - I am baffled|
CLEAN YOUR GOD DAMNED ROOM, YOUNG LADY!
|The Other Sister - Let's Do It|
I only fuck to Sousa.
I love Is It Real? This show will entertain the most batshit insane ideas for the first 45 minutes, then in the last 15 minutes will destroy all the evidence they presented in favor of the crazy idea. If you were ever to watch the show without catching those last 15 minutes you'd think all sorts of crazy things.
|How to board a train that never stops|
What would the mother of an emu be? A emuemo?
|Two Ladies Dance to a Shakira Song.|
Sometimes, the internet does everything it is used for all at once. If you don't know whether someone wants the internet to masturbate to a fetish, anonymously harass those different from them, or look at something that makes the back of their mouth taste like vomit, send them here.
|Black Hole? I Think You Mean White Hole|
If I'm bartering with you, that's ok, but if I try to Jew you, that's racist?!?!?!?!?!
|Tech Watch guy pukes|
I always do that after taking the 360 and adding a DSP.
|More proof that a parachute is not as safe as staying groundborne.|
Hey, it's also perfectly safe to stay airborne. It is only in that transition between the two that trouble arises.
|Jeff Dunham: Achmed the dead terrorist.|
I can not express my emotions other than through this emoticon of ultimate sadness.
|Falling Down: William 'D-Fens' Foster versus the Korean Market|
You are the worst people.
|Peanuts perform scenes from Clerks|
I am not much for Kevin Smith movies, but seriously. what kind of retard thinks jedi is better than empire?
|Animals Love Quran|
If Allah were so smart, why did he call an orangutan a monkey?!?!
|Skittles existentialism commercial|
I love this whole skittles campaign. They did the berries and cream, the skittles touch, and this one.
|Living Large: America's Fat Lobby Fights Back|
If being fat weren't just like homosexuality, why would the main banner ad be for gay chubby dating?
|True Forced Loneliness - Life Saver Video|
I actually thought we just used true forced loneliness to make fun of them... I didn't know they used it to describe themselves.