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I've been here a damn long time and all (relative to the length of my life anyway), mostly lurking. I love you guys!
|Do you like me now?|
I didn't much care for this until "What's 2+2?! Gonorrhea!"
|Subliminal Messages in Regular Show Cartoon|
The cat - or "pussy" - represents vagina. As does the bag. What spikestoyiu is trying to say is that lesbians are also illuminati.
Uh, your description is slightly inaccurate. This isn't a Gothic poem, she says quite clearly in the video that this is Gathic and she's a Gath.
|What 300 Calories Look Like|
I'm gonna put myself in the firing line and say I don't get what's bad about this. Unless I'm mistaken, women are supposed to get around 2000 calories a day. So assuming this lady is saying to only have 300 calories per meal, there's 900. She also said snacks were cool, so there's another 600. Plus the red wine (which she seems to be condoning) and you have 1800. Presumably she's okay with having some sort of other drink with your breakfast and lunch, so maybe that fills in the gaps. I'm just not seeing anything wrong here...
|Poetry Slam, Gothic poem Fading Away |
It's a little bit sad...
The baby crying adds like... so much dimension.
|Larry King wants you to have fresh breath|
"I take my breath gems and I'm like 'Okay, I can fuck her up.'"
I don't know if that was meant to be half as funny as it was.
Also, that is a very classy picture for your living room.
|Russia Today Raps About Ron Paul and Zeitgeist|
I admit, I like it...
|Will Smith Unplugged, performing Men In Black|
You mean his Christianity and not the Scientology because he's not a Scientologist he just naively thinks it has good ideas but has explicitly said many times that he's not a Scientologist which is something that the CoS would not allow if he were a Scientologist? That religion?
|Queen of Vagina classes up British television|
You pay TV license, cannot watch clips on YouTube.
They do not pay TV license, can watch clips on YouTube.
Americans, have no TV license, can watch they're own clips in America.
We would pay American TV licenses if we could, STILL can't watch their Daily Show clips.
|The Tommy Wi-Show - Episode #1|
This is important because without this knowledge you will quit after about 10 seconds. The beginning and end are horrible. Not The Room horrible, but Tommy Wiseau trying to make fun of himself.
Then he plays videos games. While it's not great, I have hope for future episodes. While he plays he is terrible, and I'm fairly certain that is genuine Wiseau calling Sonya Blade a little lesbian, inadvertently pausing it, and muttering things about "He survive?! Whadda jerr."
It's terrible. Mainly because the creators do not realize that Tommy Wiseau does not require scripts or other characters, and those things ruin him. I pray they learn these lessons. And so I hold hope.
|Gangstalking: How They Begin The Process|
"I have lived here for ten years and that has never happened. Now it is happa-ne-nevryday. It is just waird."
"Yeeeah, Igree-mebeh you should call the police."
|Japanese man destroyes his room with his giant... well... (NSFWish)|
It's a commentary about the West.
|Storage Wars - $13,000 NES|
Why do they randomly flip that guy when he's talking? Between :35 and :40 they installed a mirror and filmed it instead.
|Proof that God hates country music|
I don't know. I'm presuming at least one or two of them were just stagehands. That doesn't necessarily imply that they like country music, they just maybe needed to pay rent this month.
Half and half?
|Proof that God hates country music|
So, I'm cool with the snarky headlines, but five people died in the video you all just watched.
|Lady quarrels with store security.|
Thank God Angel Batista was on the scene.
|Living in the End Times According to Slavoj Zizek|
Five because I love this man. Ten because of "It's easy to say exit strategy."
|a baby doll crawls, screams and falls apart|
"I don't get what's so ba-- OH CHRIST THE LEG"
--Me, 30 seconds ago.