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|John Cena talks about the time he pooped himself|
I share so many interests with you guys.
I lump that shit right in with ICP, car magazines, and facial tattoos.
|Anderson Cooper On American Eugenics|
I can't tell if you're bullshitting or not, but I'll respond regardless.
When I was fifteen, I considered myself a proponent of eugenics. Then, I considered the whole human rights thing. Right. Nevermind.
I don't know if eugenics will be necessary in the (historically speaking) near future. Genetic modification could easily weed out most of the developmental disorders that exist today. It'll be decades, perhaps centuries, but it's better than the alternative. I don't think that one can justify a massive and insane violation of human rights by waving one's hand and saying that it's for the common good.
Also, where do you draw the line? Every time you sterilize part of the population, the average changes and suddenly a new chunk of the population finds itself as the bottom rung of genetic quality. There's always a bottom ten percent to cut. It's a slippery slope.
Five stars of me learning about something I would have dismissed as a conspiracy theory if someone had told me about it.
|T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever)|
Perhaps, but that will be their legacy. Our snide remarks are infinitely more respectable than anyone or anything in this song except for the CG. What the fuck is up with talking about the song WHILE YOU'RE SINGING THE SONG? I don't need to be told about the qualities of the song. I'm listening to the song.
Also, I wonder if Mick Jagger is aware that his sudden popularity is entirely because his name is the only reasonable thing that rhymes with "swagger" other than "carpet bagger" and "dagger".
|National Geographic - Going Ape: The Alpha Male |
I haven't had cable since 2007. Because, you know, piracy, duh. Most shows are horseshit, ads are grating and account for roughly 1/3 of the show's time slot, and my schedule rarely means I'd be able to watch my favored show or shows when they air.
So I just wait until the next day and download them. For free. With no ads. And the ability to pause and resume them at my leisure. While I read something else or play a game. And also store it and have every episode on instant demand with no subscription, disc, or buffering.
It's basically the perfect way to watch TV.
|Wildcat, the next generation of the Boston Dynamics bots|
Fuck your motorcycle, fuck your scooter. I want this. I want to ride this around while wearing plate armor.
Is this supposed to be a 3D representation of one? I mean, this looks so super fake. The sheen on the body looks like a low-res model. Also, the movements from 1:00 onward look extremely unnatural.
Carefully unpackage, mix, assemble and refrigerate my shiny gelatinous ass.
Then bite it.
|I Met a Demon on the Internet|
If some guy constantly asked for my picture after it was clear I was hesitant, I'd probably do something like that too.
I could never hope in a million years that it would turn out as well as it did for that guy.
|My Little Brony|
I laughed out loud.
|Ylvis - Pressure|
I would say this is closer to Jon Lajoie, but with a better idea that isn't overplayed and with good studio work.
|Violent Tea Party Mob Attacks Media. (Raw)|
Hey, I wouldn't want any record of me having been there either.
How embarrassing for them.
|Unicycling Darth Vader Plays ‘Star Wars’ Theme on Flamethrower Bagpipes|
No no no
That dude is trying the HARDEST
|Ylvis - Stonehenge|
Oh god I hope so
|John McCain schools Fox News|
To be fair, I don't think he was stating that as a negative. It seems more like poor phrasing than poor intent. It would have been better stated as something along the lines of "These are likely to be moderate Muslims expressing their excitement in a culturally appropriate way - much like we might say 'thank god'. It's entirely inappropriate to assume anything negative about them just because they expressed some satisfaction at seeing their enemy being dealt a blow."
It's very frustrating to me, given our country's longstanding tradition of racism towards nations of our political enemies. We go to war with Japan, and suddenly all asians in cartoons are buck-toothed rice-hatted squinty-eyed sneaky people who speak poor English and bow a lot. We go to war in the middle east, and the internet is aflush with genuine race hate so vile that it's legitimately disgusting - from Sept. 11 2001 to today.
And, yet, some people in a foreign country with a different religion celebrate successful attacks against their enemy using a phrase that can be used in many different situations and has no inherent malice, and suddenly everyone of that race and religion are terrible and bloodthirsty people.
|John McCain schools Fox News|
It's more like saying "God (Allah) is great". So, it's suitable for when someone does something you think Allah would see favorably, or when something fortuitous happens. It serves as a "thank you", a rallying cry, and a statement of cause for one's actions.
|It's Chastity Time. Scarlett Lush is locking you up.|
It's gotta be hard to be taken seriously as a dominatrix when your meek tone of voice and seemingly hesitant nature gives the impression that you're one derisive comment away from breaking down into tears.
I just caked the walls of my room with nostalgia jizz.
Not that I ever played a single Castlevania game until I was 22, but I knew Hans by name on sight. He was the nemesis of 6-year-old me.
|Daniel Songer: Comedy Act 238 CONDUM SMILE |
At first, his jokes were painfully bad - but now he doesn't even have intelligible jokes. He just yells and moves around a lot, moving from subject to subject without pause or cohesion.
He's like Dane Cook with dementia.
|What it was like trying to use Limewire|
I never had this because I had the sense to check the file size before I downloaded a song. It works out nicely at something like 1 megabyte / minute for most songs at 256kb/s.
Porn is where you really had to be cautious.
|Silence of love|
It's a semi-dupe, but I can't downrate it because emotions
I thought UP was emotionally manipulative, but, jesus, three minutes and three seconds.